Where are the Bush twins?

[Bozita]

Argentina, Paraguay?

Certainly not Iraq.

[DUgosh]

1. Layovers or Hangovers

or both

[Skidmore]

2. Come on, now.

It is only the day after New Year's Day. You don't expect them to be sober yet, do you?

[ariellyn]

3. The babies are too young to attend funerals. Don't bother the "girls" now. n/t

[tabasco]

4. Too hung over to attend.

Also very busy restoring dignity to the White House.

[chelsea0011]

5. They were asked to attend the funeral but their reply was,

"Daddy, please. It's like the day after New Years. Do you know how hard it is to get dressed and cleaned up that early after spending the night face down in my vomit"?:sarcasm: Or maybe not?

[Javaman]

6. In east Austin making a score...

eh hmmm, but you didn't hear that from me. A little birdy told me.

[jmowreader]

7. They can't behave in public

All the DUers who were here when Bush was reinstalled remember the video of Jenna applying lipstick while she was watching the big parade in her father's honor. You can't take Jenna anywhere.

Barbara is slightly less embarrassing.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

8. it was invitation only and they didn't make the cut.