Christmas at my house...my opportunity to rattle some fundies...

[greenbriar]

I have all of my family at my house for Christmas and as the day goes on, and the oven is heating, my house gets warmer.

I took off my nice holiday sweater and pants and opted for a short sleeve shirt...Then I got onery and got my shirt that says

"I only sleep with Democrats"

my mom just about passed out and several times told me I should change my shirt...

I am 40 years old, been married for 18 years and this is my house...NOT CHANGING>>>

my sister who is married to a fundy freak giggled a bit then when her hubby gave her a look she stopped ...they were the first to leave.

My other sister whom I am converting to the "dark side" and who is wising up to the evils of bush just smiled and said...shouldn't that say democrat...meaning one..my hubby...gotta hand it to her!

all in all it was fun to say it without saying it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Az]

1. I'm confused

Did they leave because they wanted to sleep with you and were disappointed? :evilgrin:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

10. That can be taken in so many wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong ways.

Thus, it is my favorite post of the day. :)

[azmouse]

2. Sometimes it's just fun to stir the pot a little.

:evilgrin:
Who knows? Maybe they'll all come around as they are shown the awful truth about the Reps.

[mike_c]

3. I'm not above a little hanky-panky with a Green...

...but that's just me. :evilgrin:

[mdmc]

4. I went to see the movie "The Nativity"

How was it?

"Pretty good. It was like "The Passion of the Christ" without the Jew hating".

that is what I said as I left the movie.

[seabeyond]

5. 18 years married and your ma gets embarrassed. where else would

you "sleep"

[greenbriar]

6. oh you know...good christians don't do that sort of thing

and god forbid we ...gasp...talk about it

[seabeyond]

7. sleeping? bah hahhahahah. all in the way you want to look at it

cause your christian mom has a dirty mind???? i am just sayin. cause this good christian gal thought sleepin was ok

teasing

[poverlay]

8. I love poking fun at fundies. I have several around on Xmas and I love

to put pagan symbols all over the house. Things like the triple moon, Green man, and of course all the "dual" meaning things. Then they say "Oooh, I just love your ... or your .... I love how full of disapproval they would be if only they knew they should disapprove. Cracks me up!

Ignorance+closed-minded judgementalism= fun for me!

[greenbriar]

9. oh goodie...i made the list again

my goal is to be the number one "dummy of 2007"


hehe

;)