TV's Pat Robertson Predicts Terror Attacks In 2007

[Kadie]

Jan 2, 2007 3:38 pm US/Pacific

TV's Pat Robertson Predicts Terror Attacks In 2007

(AP) VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. In what has become an annual tradition of prognostications, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson predicted Tuesday that a terrorist attack on the United States would result in "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him during a recent prayer retreat that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward "national suicide."

Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.

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[lisa58]

1. Good for Pat...

...he's never gonna learn to shut his mouth, is he?

[ikojo]

2. Since he's on the far right he probably knows

who will do the attacking.

[MrSlayer]

3. Two words: Fuck Him.

That is all.

[MoseyWalker]

12. amen n/t

[The Stranger]

4. If he knows something, arrest him and hold him as a material witness.

[Bluebear]

46. There ya go. nt

[TexasLawyer]

5. "The Lord didn't say nuclear."

Does that mean that "the big guy" and Pat were having a chat?

:rofl::rofl: My first BIG laugh for 2007. :rofl::rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

31. No, Pat's lord said "new-key-ler"

and then said something about the Ko-reen Pun-inch-shoe-la.

[KingFlorez]

6. That's what he is hoping for

He calls himself "predicting", but in reality he's just hoping for chaos.

[villager]

7. right before the next election season, eh, Pat?

convenient, indeed.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

8. LOL - Robertson is starting to crack

Robertson can "predict" a major terrorist attack every year until it happens, then say "See! I told ya so!" without mentioning the 12 years of predictions that were completely false. Even a broken watch is right twice a day.

[Kadie]

18. "I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

snip...
In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.


:eyes:

:rofl:

[EvolveOrConvolve]

32. LOL

Robertson can make almost any world event fit into his B.S. prognostications, and his avid followers eat it up (and send him more money).

[dogday]

9. Why is he waisting God's time by playing politics?

[sarcasmo]

10. It's now two Idiots who have the Lord's batphone.

First Bush and Now Buchanan. Are their any others that have their own batphone?

[burythehatchet]

11. Pat, does god pronounce it nukular or nuclear?

[peekaloo]

14. therein lies the confusion.

:thumbsup:

[ck4829]

13. I too have predicted that there will be another terrorist attack and soon

But, I think it will be from the Far Right and not from Al Qaeda or any other affiliated group.

[shance]

15. And he's probably planning them right now.

;)

[rzemanfl]

16. When does the part about the Lord saying it won't happen if

we send this useless fuck ten million dollars begin?

[melissinha]

17. yeah well in his logic Barbara Olson died on AA77 on 911 cause she was evil

She was a Republican supposed Federalist Whore-mongerer who could have been struck down for her evil ways but wait, she's a Republican so God wouldn't strike her down. Only hte mighty Pat can decree when God is mad at someone....

Ok what I said was really mean but his insane logic can be applied there.... it kind of makes me sick thinking that I made that connection.

That man belongs in an Insane Asylum and his "ministry" and his conflict goldmine profits should eb entirely devoted to true ministry....

[Bluebear]

27. Susan Olsen was Cindy Brady :)

Barbara Olson on the other hand :hi:

[melissinha]

yeah I totally figured that out

my bad, you are so right

[Bluebear]

30. And Endora rocks.

:toast:

[annabanana]

19. huh.. "Predicting"?. . naw, he's JONESING for it.

These endtimers are some sick puppies...

[Bitwit1234]

20. Why do the most reprehensible

people in this country try to tell us that they talk to God. We know darn well that, God, would never talk to bush, farwell or robertson. He has too much respect for the human race.

[marmar]

21. Hopefully, psychotic right-wing televangelists are on the terrorists' target list....

:nopity:

[malaise]

25. I could support that n/t

[China_cat]

22. Yeah, well, you see how well his hurricane predictions

have worked out.

[CurtEastPoint]

41. Oh, yeah... Orlando was gonna get hit because of 'gay flags' and damned if it didn't hit Va. Beach!

Home of PAT ROBERTSON!

LOL!

Assholes, all.

[Nickster]

23. Ah, the radical cleric Pat Robertson issues another fatwa. n/t

[bluewave]

24. Wasn't he predicting fire and brimstone for that Pa. town

that voted out the Intelligent Design crowd from the school board?

The same one supporting assassination of foreign leaders?

These death cults need to go.

[newyawker99]

47. Hi bluewave!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[peekaloo]

26. Well hell Godboy that must mean the troops will be out of Eye-Rack and Bu$h won't be

in office by that time. According to the Gospel of Bu$hit we're fightin' them over there so we don't have to fight 'em here AND Bu$h/Cheney are the only reasons we haven't been hit in five years.

:sarcasm:

or if Bu$hCo were to betray Israel wouldn't that put "someone" in the running for Anti-Christ?

[spanone]

28. I consider Robertson a TV terrorist. He robs people in the name of God. A heinous sin.

He's a politician in a preachers cloak. He should pay double taxes.

[WinkyDink]

29. The Lord actually said, "Nucular."

Answering burythehatchet's rhetorical query. Heh.

[JohnnyLib2]

33. Brittney went commando, Pat heard from God.

and both got press. Whodathunkit?

[Virginia Dare]

34. Pat, Pat, Pat, you're hallucinating again...

That wasn't God, that was Dick Cheney you were talking to. :eyes:

[Horse with no Name]

35. Well not to blow my own horn or anything Pat

But in my last conversation with God, He told me He was pretty disappointed in you.
However...He also told me He was a little jealous because you were a much better servant for Lucifer than you ever were for him.

[uppityperson]

36. What's he expecting, another White Supremacist thing?

Timothy McVeigh sort, or perhaps more anthrax stuff?

[Neshanic]

37. The Lord sayeth "unclear" of Pats being a beast of burdens ass, or just a fuckhead.

[upi402]

38. Dear Pat, you are a festering bucket of pus

so STFU

[TheCowsCameHome]

39. Is Pat planning a 700 Club Kool-Aid party?

I hope the victims are the dolts that fund this asshole.

[thecrow]

40. Will someone get the net for this man already?

If *I* were to start spouting some of his BS I would want someone to get a net and take me to the nearest mental institution...

[AlCzervik]

42. "Mass killing" hmm, maybe Pat is going to Mass and God will be waiting for him

hence--"Mass killing"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

43. Translation: "Keep the donations coming..suckers."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

44. I predict Pat Robertson will say a bunch of stupid outrageous things in 2007.

Will someone give me a cookie if it comes true? :shrug:

[partylessinOhio]

45. Mr. Pat, if there is a terrorist attack - * staged it.

God didn't have to tell me diddly for me to figure that out.