Alternative phrases that Bush Adminstration may use next for war "surge"

[zulchzulu]

Poll question: Alternative phrases that Bush Adminstration may use next for war "surge"

Since the "surge" is not working out too well, perhaps other phrases would be of more use to the general consuming public... some would be new Bushism words, as marked with a *.

What should BushCo and the Corporate Media Punditry say next when talking about more troops in Iraq AND what would Bush like to say in speeches...

[uppityperson]

1. we are discussing whether to go with the obviously best or spread out the vote.

me and MrUP

[zulchzulu]

2. Augmenticate* the enforcementerers*

I actually could hear Chimpy saying that...

[etherealtruth]

8. That's the sick part ...

"Augmenticate the enforcementerers," is embarrassingly believable.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. I like Augmentate, but I believe ** will do

anything Condi says

[zulchzulu]

6. Condi wears the pants in the White House

Well at least Chimpy thinks so...

[johnfunk]

12. She probably wears the strap-on, too...

... remember, the Decider hasn't bee the same since the first time he was Skull and Boned!

[rock]

4. Other - "Up"

Let's keep it within bush's* vocabulary.

[radfringe]

5. other: VIAGRAfication

[helderheid]

7. was this the thread they showed on CNN?

[AtomicKitten]

9. Bravo zulchzulu!!!

You are now famous!

[katsy]

11. Yes yes yes...

what other blog has such HUGH111LY creative minds?

This is it... viagrafication bwa ha ha ha ha

[Solly Mack]

10. Other/ "Push for victory"

Though I can hear him say any number of the phrases from the poll

[originalpckelly]

13. This thread *may* have been shown on CNN during a news story...

though it may have been another.

I don't know, I've been looking for it, but they don't have the story on CNN yet.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

14. The Kagen Keane Institute idea of how to best

fuck our troops (OFU) over, whilst getting their poodle bushy et neo~cons all, the war crime profits they simply must have!

how's that?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

15. Another sexually charged term to replace "surge" - The Nude Way Forward

instead of the New Way Forward. Bush will outlaw all clothing in Iraq, including our Troops. After all, it's hard for an enemy to hide a Kalashnikov or a suicide bomb on them when they're nude. It should go over big with the Muslim Fundamentalists.