Presidential Funerals: New Rules

[SoCalDem]

assassinated in office---PlatinumPlus
dies in office---Platinum
dies within 10 years of leaving office---Gold
dies 11-15 years out of office---Silver
dies 16+ years out of office---Bronze

(Offer Void Where Not Applicable).

This IS America, after all. We love "contests", don't we?

[novalib]

1. WHAAAAAATTTT!!!??????!!!!!

WHAT??!!

No TITANIUM??!!

Titanium is the NEW Platinum!!!

[BOSSHOG]

2. One rule I would strongly advocate

THAT PRESIDENTIAL FUNERALS CAN NOT LAST LONGER THEN SAID PRESIDENT'S ADMINISTRATION.

[Ezlivin]

4. Damn straight. Ford's been in his coffin longer than Bush was in the National Guard

And Ford's been busier, too.

[BlueStorm]

3. Yes it seems to be going on and on....

Like I said in my post "Is there going to be any mail today?" I respect Ford but why oh why does the funeral have to drag on? Personally if I was his spirit I would smack them all on the head and say "get this shit over with!!!"

Blue

[novalib]

5. FLASH: POPE TO NAME FORD

This just in:

A spokesman for Pope Benedict the 16th has just announced that, in keeping with precedent, the process of SAINTHOOD has been begun for Gerald R. Ford.

The spokesman noted that this precedent applies ONLY to Republican Slimeballs who occupied the White House.

Should SAINTHOOD be granted, FORD's Body will be EXHUMED and TEN MORE DAYS of FUNERALS -- including displays of his actual BODY -- before he is re-buried in the Vatican!!!!!

[Javaman]

6. You forgot "live forever" which it appears moron* wants to do. nt