Ever heard of the 'condom cartel'?

[ck4829]

Focus on the Family Analyst for Sexual Health Linda Klepacki issued the following statement today in response to the recent Guttmacher Institute study that found 95 percent of those surveyed had engaged in premarital sex:
"The findings of this Guttmacher study should be closely scrutinized -- and not taken as justification for engaging in premarital sex. The fact that 95 percent of the respondents admitted to having sex prior to marriage does not imply that such behavior is safe or wise. By way of comparison, the fact that a majority of Americans are overweight or obese does not lead public- health officials to abandon efforts to encourage balanced diets and exercise programs. This is the condom cartel's attempt at normalizing out-of-wedlock sexual behavior."

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/12-21-2006/0004495843&EDATE=

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

What next? The Sex Ed Illuminati?

[HeeBGBz]

1. Ooh, that sounds

Safely dangerous.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. her secret vibrator has a prioprism

and she wants no one to know.

Of course, all she does with it is oral sex, which plays hell on her fillings.

[Virginia Dare]

3. Look out for the trojan army!...

:rofl:

[hobbit709]

4. "condom cartel"!?!?!!?!?

Every day the nutjobs find a new way to amaze me.

[Solly Mack]

5. Aren't they the rival gang of the prophylactic posse?

Both in the protection racket?

[Minnesota_Lib]

6. Yes I have. In fact, I have a rare picture of the head of the cartel....

.

[Redstone]

7. Good God, just as I'd though I had heard it all...

Redstone

[msongs]

8. ummm, this behavior is ALREADY normalized among focus on the family MEMBERS

many of whom seem to violate the very things they are supposedly for.

like love thy neighbor as thyself, forgive, do unto others, keep your hands off your neighbor's kids and spouses, etc.

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[conscious evolution]

9. I had an Uncle who was

a condom czar once.
He was atraveling salesman and decided that while on the road so much he would do the gas station bathroom coin-op dispencers.One day he had the idea of putting the dispencers in the womens rooms also.Only he did not actually put condoms in them.Hesurmised that no women was gonna complain about getting ripped off by a gas station condom machine.
Said he made a lot of money doing that!

[Matariki]

10. I think the real reason these guys are alarmed by 'pre-marital' sex

is that they are such lousy lays that no potential mate would commit to a lifetime of disappointment if they knew ahead of time.

[atommom]

11. Shame on that condom cartel for trying to normalize something only 95% do!

:crazy: