Anybody have the stomach to watch Faux News all day today?

[PCIntern]

I'm considering it, since CNN is horrendous and MSNBC has the potential to be worse. At least Faux is like watching a Freddy Kruger film: you know there's going to be bloodshed and extreme violence and you're prepared. With the other two it's death or attempted murder, by a thousand cuts...

[Waya]

1. I'd rather have my tongue stapled to the coffee table............

[Skidmore]

2. That's kinda extreme, isn't it?

Ouch!

[Az]

3. Actually I was thinking it was rather restrained

I mean ground glass to the eyes comes to mind regarding Faux News.

[PCIntern]

4. Variation of Monty Python skit!! I like that!

The question is what's worse:

Candy Crowley waxing on and on about the fact that the Dems 'have no plan'.

or:

Blonde anchor babe reciting neo-Nazi-isms?

Close call...

[acmejack]

5. Man what a choice.

I think I'll go to the Dentist and have a Root Canal, instead...

[PCIntern]

8. I'm at the Dentist's office all day toaday

and everyday.

Believe me, you'd rather be watching TV...what I see in a day is much harder to deal with than morans on Faux.

[Az]

7. So you pictured a giant hedge hog named Spiney Norman too

Dinsdale!!!

[PCIntern]

17. I was actually considering: Doug!!

LOL!

[mikeytherat]

13. I'd rather engage my penis is a wrestling match with an unhappy ferret

than watch Faux Newz. It would be considerably less painful.

mikey_the_rat

[Mad_Dem_X]

6. In the immortal words of "Weird Al" Yankovic

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue.

[DrDan]

9. I watched a bit of it

they were all just laughin' and laughin' when that judge did his Charlie Rangel imitation

they are so easily amused

(of course a Bill Frist, junior, Trent Lott imitation would certainly not be laughed at - that would be disrepectful)

[Bill219]

10. my wife has cnn on this morning

and it is about all I can take

Soledad and the crew are just horrible this morning basically saying that Dems aren't going to be able to get anything done. Candy Crowley says it is going to be gridlock. Soledad making quotations in the air everytime she mentions 100 hours. Now she's interviewing Roy Blunt and he is crying about the Dems not being fair about the rules

[rodeodance]

11. yes, i have been listening to cnn--- Soledad and Candy are real mush

[FogerRox]

12. aint had cable for 8 yrs.

aint payin for my own kool aid.

[OneBlueSky]

14. I haven't watched television news -- broadcast OR cable -- in over five years . . .

and I don't intend to start now . . . especially with FAUX (wouldn't last ten minutes) . . .

[malaise]

15. KO is on MSNBC so its

CSpan and MSNBC for me. Fugg Faux and CNN

[WritersBlock]

16. Halfway considered upgrading the Sky package

because I doubt the BBC will carry the opening session, and I really want to watch it. But the only option they offer for "American news" is Faux, and it galls me to spend £3 a month for something that'll only make me throw hard objects at the TV screen anyway.

I guess I'll take my chances with the streaming video on C-Span.org.

[Ganja Ninja]

18. Sorry I'd rather drive nails with my forehead. n/t

[underpants]

19. Newshounds-they watch Fox News so you don't have to

http://www.newshounds.us/

[schmuls]

20. I was watching, but cursing and flipping the bird a lot.

[spanone]

21. I don't own a hazmat suit. No.