You hear the darndest things in a parking lot

[BOSSHOG]

I was loading up my truck at the grocery store in a small south Mississippi town this morning when I heard a rather loud, somewhat agitated female voice from the gas station across the parking lot. "I cook your meals, I wash your clothes, I suck your dick and you want to spend the weekend with your wife and kids?" Now I don't want to be judgemental but the lady appeared either hung over or drunk; and this was before 9:00 this morning. He drove away in a rather old pickup truck; she sat down on a bench in front of the gas station. I went home and unloaded my groceries. I feel so warm and cozy about the intense family values one finds in our country. I'm gonna hazard a guess that if these two are registered to vote, they won't be voting for San Francisco values.

[babylonsister]

1. Awww, the poor, tormented woman!

:rofl: :spray:

[Jacobin]

2. interesting arrangement from her description of it

lives with his mistress during the week and his wife and kids on the weekend.

Maybe the wife likes it like that. :evilgrin:

[shain from kane]

8. Maybe the wife doesn't like something else.

[lukasahero]

22. Yeah - like STDs

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

[unpossibles]

15. was this in Washington DC?

:D Oh wait - they're poor, so odds are he's not a Republican Senator, despite the uncanny similarities.

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. She probably always votes for the "cute" guy

He probably votes with the guy who mentions guns in his platform.

Neither would vote for a woman.


:P

[seabeyond]

4. wow oh well.... hm lol lol. not a lot of empathy for either

will sit comfortably in my warm and cozy san francisco value environment any day. hey... last night asked hubby if he felt any twinge of gayness. he was confused. told him, i did not look at one womans ass all day. did look at this womans tits on tv, they were out to no where.... but not a twinge of desire. lol lol (on a comedy show after colbert report. fake boobs. i mean real fake not surgical. a skit)

then we played.

[madokie]

5. LMAO, to funny and yes I would venture to say you are right too

[Fovea]

6. Sing that song

in the key of G major with a steel guitar and fiddle.
You got a hit on your hands.

[Atman]

9. Definitely sounds like a Country Hit!

Patricia Yearwood and Kenny Chesney duet, maybe?*



*Are those real people? Not much of a country fan.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. they're real people, but not country.

I'm proud of my taste in Music (which tends toward classic country) And my voting record...which is strictly progressive.

Thank You.

[Fovea]

14. That's ok

You could do it justice with a slide dobro and harmonica a la John lee Hooker.

[Atman]

16. "The Outlaws" (the original ones)

Waylon and Willie and Tompall Glaser...wow...killer album! Especially "Put Another Log On The Fire." This sounds like a follow-up tune to that, or something!

The Outlaws was my first country album, back when I worked in Florida for a big-time Waylon Jennings fan. I have a couple of "country" and several "alt country" discs (Son Volt, Bottle Rockets, that type of stuff), and some bluegrass and Rockabilly-country (Carlene Carter, etc). But generally, anything they play on the radio, country or otherwise, sucks. Generally.

.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. You would love, I mean LOVE Hank Williams the third.

My husband and I checked him out a few months ago at a local club. He starts out with a few of his grandpa's songs (I'm So Lonesome etc.), usually does his Dad's "All My Rowdy Friends..." and then lets loose with his own stuff which is an odd mix of metal/blues/rockabilly.

[sandnsea]

28. Is he not the BEST!!

My dad told us about him a couple years ago. He is just great. From what I gather, he's not a jerk like his dad either. Hopefully he'll bypass the alcoholic gene too.

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. We love him!

He appeared extremely down to earth...and very polite. After he did his grandpa's songs he said,"Folks that came here to hear my grandpa's music, you might want to leave now...it gets a little 'different' from here on out..." Everyone stayed. Everyone enjoyed it immensely. And his dad is a jerk. We saw him (2nd time) two summers ago, he played for 35 minutes and then left with Kid Rock (I'm in the Detroit area). He used to play for two hours. A waste of time. I am glad we got the tickets for free.

[BushOut06]

7. Sounds like Trent Lott is having a bad day

LOL

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. I haven't walked a mile in her shoes so I couldn't hazard anything.

I drive an SUV, have loved country music my whole life through, and *gasp* once lived in a trailer. Dem voters can have moral "issues" as well as Republicans. It's when we begin the stereotyping that I really question our own "values".

[BOSSHOG]

13. I don't know

if I was stereotyping. At the moment it happened I found it funny, upon further review I find it sad and pathetic. I am a country music fan and we lived in a 16X85 once upon a time. I do think its somewhat true to say that if a "republican" falls off the moral wagon its usually okay or someone else's fault.

[Horse with no Name]

19. I can beat that

I lived in a 2-bedroom black and white tin trailer. 12x46 with red shag carpeting and those UGLY black wrought iron sconce thingies they used to put on. I had 2 kids and was going to college.
The second bedroom was so small a twin bed was wall-to-wall.
However, the dresser WAS in the closet so you could literally wake up, roll over and throw on your clothes before you hit the floor.
Ahhh those were the days when I learned to live on $100 a week.
:)
And, I did listen to country music...was just fitting you know?

[BOSSHOG]

23. It was just the two of us at the time

Newly Weds. We had plenty of room. I enjoyed the Trailor but we lived in a fairly cramped trailor park and wanted a little more space. We even had two bathrooms! High on the Hog newlyweds.

[Horse with no Name]

24. A tornado went right behind my little house trailer

It had one of those little crank windows in the bathroom which I generally left open (it may have been broken--I don't remember).
The tornado sucked the curtains through the window screen and demolished the double wide across the street. Seems the tornado didn't want to bother with my little tin can.:)

[sandnsea]

29. 10x50

In a nasty little trailer park in Biloxi MS, had roaches and palmetto bugs flying around. Ick Ick Ick. $90 a month, when my first husband was in the Air Force. But we were all in the same boat, so it was pretty fun, sort of a ready-made family for holidays, etc.

And, good music is good music, whether Patsy or Loretta or Bette or Cher.

[NMDemDist2]

26. hey I live in a 18x85 and I'm loving it

Raised in San Fracisco, IQ in the 160s and i'm pleased as punch to be "trailer trash"

:rofl:

[Skidmore]

18. I don't know. A classless slob is a classless slob...

I don't care how much money he does or doesn't have.

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Exactly my point.

And they tend to vote for both parties.

[Missy M]

11. His wife gets off easy.....

seeing as she doesn't have to do any of that.

[Skidmore]

17. LOL! I was just thinking about what a lucky woman his wife is.

[zbdent]

25. you know, Repukes are always for doing "photo IDs" of the "Johns"

that "frequent" prostitutes ...

Should have followed the truck to the home, then found out if the guy was a RWer ...

If so, then send the family an "anonymous" letter about his misdealings ... if it's anything like a real RW family, you'd have two less RW voters out there ... him dead, and her in jail for shooting him ...

[specimenfred1984]

27. LOL, I thought Miss America was in rehab!

Good post!