Okay, the Democrats have been in power for almost 24 hours now

[elehhhhna]

and my taxes haven't gone up yet, there's been no statue of Karl Marx erected on the Capitol steps, and we haven't made abortion mandatory. I guess that shows that Newt Gingrich is still an idiot.


http://www.kissmybigbluebutt.com/

[MrCoffee]

1. slackers.

i want my mandatory abortion!

[JackBeck]

2. I'll raise you that abortion

with a gay marriage for everyone. Gotta love those SF values.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. MANDATORY STATE-PROVIDED ATHEIST GAY ABORTIONS!!!!111!11!!!

[Orsino]

21. ...in the military.

A gunless military, by the way.

[unpossibles]

17. I plan on having my abortion while I am getting gay group married to 2 men and a

goat on the altar at my church: Our Perpetual Lady of Secular Satanists. And we're serving brie and hummus at the reception.

[lancdem]

3. And they haven't outlawed Christmas either

[Warpy]

10. Nor tried to confiscate bibles and substitute

the Quran!

The sky isn't even sagging!

[hatrack]

4. Yes, but I've already turned gay, started sleeping around and I'm snorting coke!

Excuse me now, I need to go shoot up.

When I mainline, I'll be using a whole bunch of black tar heroin which I purchased from the undocumented Mexican migrant whom I've hired to trim the hedges, patch the basement and edit/produce pornographic films of my daughter for distribution on pay-per-view websites which will funnel their profits to Kim Jong-il and Moqtada al Sadr.

[JackBeck]

5. You became a Republican? n/t

[hatrack]

7. No, that requires multiple divorces and trophy wives

Besides, the one thing that hasn't changed is my paycheck. Alas . . .

[Homer Wells]

6. I think I would prefer a statue

of Groucho Marx!!

:applause: :silly:

[YOY]

19. or a statue of John Lennon

[BuyingThyme]

8. I think I saw a bunch of Gays get married this morning.

[Ian David]

9. PALOMINO!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqKCbtO9erQ

[tridim]

11. I'd settle for just one day of 60's style "free love"

and a steaming bowl of Rice-a-Roni.

[libnnc]

12. But I did eat Rice A Roni last night for dinner...

And I watched an L-Word DVD...what could that mean?

Those LiberalSanFranciscoCommiePinkoSocialistChavezHomosexualLesbianFeminist values are rubbing off I guess.



What's next? Pouring a warm Carmel Mocha Latte over my nether regions, while listening to Joni Mitchell record?

Oh wait, I did that LAST week...

[Botany]

18. Snort!

What's next? Pouring a warm Carmel Mocha Latte over my nether regions, while listening to Joni Mitchell record?

http://thumb7.shutterstock.com/photos2/thumb_small/426/426,1129683659,37.jpg

[sinkingfeeling]

13. And John McCain hasn't committed suicide yet either.

[lancdem]

14. LOL

Flip-flopper!

[NanceGreggs]

16. Yet another GOP campaign promise broken ... n/t

[Orsino]

20. We're still too busy with the box turtles.

After the first flush of lust fades, though, we'll get around to the abortions and sensitivity classes.

[kegler14]

22. Unfortunately, I also haven't seen the promised Freeper exodus

from the country. Seems like at least half of them said they'd have to flee if Democrats took over Congress.