ATTENTION all College Republicans!

[sinkingfeeling]

Get ahead of the 'Surge' !

Lead the 'New Way Forward' !

Enlist now for the new escalation in Iraq, called forth by your man of God!



https://secure.military.com/Recruiting/page1.do
http://www.goarmy.com/contact/find_a_recruiter.jsp
http://www.navy.com/
http://www.marines.com/page/usmc.jsp?pageId=/page/Quadrary-XML-Conversion.jsp?pageName=recruitFAQ&flashRedirect=true

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Oh... but... but... they have to stay here and fight the culture wars on the home front.

The 101st keyboard Brigade, reporting for duty in my Mom's basement, sir!

[AndyA]

4. That's right. There are *GASP* gay people around.

And some girl down the street might try to get an abortion.

I'm certain they feel their attention is best spent here, not in Iraq. :eyes:

[Botany]

2. Stanford has these winners.

the dudes should join up ASAP and get their P.T. on.

[Kerrytravelers]

6. They look young and healthy. Enlist!

[pinniped]

12. No, she can't take that Burberry purse with her to the combat zone.

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[HughBeaumont]

3. Fitting for today's discussion.

[EvangelOphileBlican]

5. Stool sample. nt

[Kerrytravelers]

7. Again, another young and healthy looking group. Enlist!

[Berry Cool]

8. But they can't.

They have "other priorities."

[KennedyGuy]

9. Watch them sit down real quick..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnLoNWtablY&mode=related&search=

I'll never forget this one.

[HughBeaumont]

11. Why are people cheering?

YEAH! Let's shoot innocent people grocery shopping! Let's machine-gun unarmed demonstrators! Let's assault 12-year-olds! LET'S RAPE EVERYONE FUCK YEAH BEER BEER BEER!!!

Everyone who stood up and cheered for this war should get a good fucking kicking. Everyone who stood up and cheered needs to sit with my friend for an hour and listen to carnage stories on both sides of the fence. Kids, there's shit that goes on there that you couldn't imagine in your worst nightmares. So go back to your fucking chickenhawk kegger, because if you have delusions that this job is gettin' done, you're already an idiot.

I only pray these subhumans don't breed. We don't need another generation of little jingoists.

[TroglodyteScholar]

13. It would be funny if it weren't so damn sad..... n/t

[AndreaCG]

14. I bet 70% of those standing

Are blatant liars no more going to enlist than my 46 year old against the war self.

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Operation Yellow Elephant in effect. Hide behind mommy's skirts, quick!

Sissy bastard Right-wing offspring doing what they do best.