To all of the freepers who monitor every post here.

[Botany]

1. Stop building your dream home in your mom's basement.



2. Learn to spell



3. Realize that the WMDs were never in Iraq (except for the ones Rummy sold
Saddam) and that Syria is not hiding them.



4. Try to get some different points of view.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk

5. Sell some plasma



6. Have a party



7. Quit monitoring every post here @ DU & get a life.

BTW And yes, I am being mean. Deal w/ it.

[jgraz]

1. Nice, but you might want to spell-check before laughing at the morans :)

[krispos42]

2. Or even the morons... lmao

Sorry, couldn't resist...

[jgraz]

4. morons??? Are you SERIES??? This is HUGH!!!!!11111

Quite casting asparagus on my tiping. Your a looser. :P

[krispos42]

11. Hay, Im' hily edjamakatd. Aye evin went two kollidg!

Im' a jeanus at freerepublic.com

[jgraz]

13. See -- it's hard to even pretend to be as stoopid as the freepers

[krispos42]

14. But it's easy to type like them

just smack the keyboard in incomprehension while grunting and hooting in anger

[jgraz]

16. Only if you do it while holding a Pabst and listening to Toby Keith

[Berry Cool]

26. And preparing envelopes full of white powder

to mail to a different Keith.

[madeline_con]

3. Maybe I missed something....

What was misspelled? :shrug:

[pacalo]

5. Same here.

[jgraz]

6. hint: it's in the subject line

[madeline_con]

9. "To all of the freepers who monitor every post here."

And the problem is? :shrug:

[jgraz]

12. Ah the power of the edit button

He fixed it -- used to say "moniter". :)

[madeline_con]

19. Thanks for cleering that up. ;) n/t

[Botany]

7. D'oh

damn Monitor Lizard got my brain!



Thanx!

[illinoisprogressive]

8. Marvelous! Excellent! However, I never could understand why they

even care. Why come by here all the time and read us like 12 year old boys looking daddy's playboy? viacrious thrill?

[madeline_con]

10. They live by that "keep your enemies closer" crap. n/t

[stranger]

15. i'm new here. What are freepers???

Please, what the #### are freepers???

[jgraz]

17. You are, you 16-post troll!!

Just kidding -- welcome to DU :hi:

See http://freerepublic.com

[krispos42]

18. A proto-human

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeper

[BlueStorm]

29. Isn't there a Wiki for DU?

And to the lurking Freepers, go back to Freaky Pubic (and yes the misspelling is intentional).

Blue

[krispos42]

31. I found the glossary

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x190

There's a Wiki too, but I don't remember how I got to is last time.

[madeline_con]

20. They're the morans who frequent Free Republic dot com......

I personally call them FREEKERS, it just seems to fit. Very ignorant RW rhetoric types, living in theirs Moms' basements all across America.

They're a bit of an arch enemy/nemesis site.

[Raksha]

33. Nah, that's just an excuse, that they're "keeping their enemies closer."

The real reason they lurk on every thread is because DU is SOOOO much more interesting than Freeperville, and the posters are so much more intelligent. They'd rather die than admit it, though.

[muntrv]

21. Also, get a subscription to Maxim magazine. Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin,

Laura Ingraham, and Dr. Laura are NOT hotties.

[Canadian_NewDemocrat]

22. haha

ah, don't worry about the freepers...honestly, I just learned to deal with the fact that a lot of people live in a fantasy world. I mean, it's January and we haven't had a snow yet and our Prime Minister's going on about global warming being B.S., etc. He's done nothing to even address it's existance.
And I am in Canada btw, and we haven't had snow yet...I mean c'mon! It's distressing, but hey, that's people!

[stranger]

25. dr laura, et al

"Laura Ingraham, and Dr. Laura are NOT hotties."

no.. but i bet they both could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

its a cinch there "special talents" are oral not verbal.

[GreenZoneLT]

35. Neither are the plastic-surgery victims in Maxim

Maxim is the magazine for men too stupid for Playboy and too timid for Hustler.

Having your nose cut off, your lips injected with collagen and your boobs mutilated and stuffed full of bags o' saline is not hot.

[kevinbgoode]

23. I thought it was "maroons". . .

Well, you know how they are. . .proper spelling is just like good manners to the Freepers...a bunch of ughly, liberal-inspired "political correctness."

Doin' anything right is an abomination to their religious deity.

[stranger]

24. spelling police

"proper spelling is just like good manners to the Freepers...a bunch of ugly, liberal-inspired "political correctness."


===does it not occur to these tight assed little ninnies that
"mispelled" words could simply be due to a typo? or bad eyesight???=

[kevinbgoode]

34. um...I did the ughly on purpose...

the error was actually ugh-ly. :-).

Sorry - I was a maroon.

[Nutmegger]

27. HEY FREEPERS

I'm KICKING this! :kick::kick::kick::kick:

[Skittles]

28. AND FUCK OFF TOO, YOU IGNORANT BASTARDS

yes INDEED

[bananarepublican]

36. Your post is too restrained for me when it comes to right-wing-freaks! n/t

[Name removed]

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[Ghost in the Machine]

32. Hi freepers!

Don't forget your sign on the way out!





Ghost