Mourn for a Monday, bemoan its morn, swoon in its noon, but first . . . please CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "Listen, Karl, it's win-win! We nationalize everyone the second they come across the Mexican border and put them in uniforms and ship them off to Iraq. And . . . MAGIC!!! . . . Our border problem becomes our Iraq solution! . . . It's great. Not dumb like last time, . . . right, Karl? . . . Karl? . . . ?"

[Sydnie]

1. What do you mean you don't guarantee 30 minute delivery anymore?

I want my pizza and I want it now!

[Deep13]

2. "How come I can hear you, but I can't SEE you?"

[displacedtexan]

3. "Look, there's got to be someone on my staff who can...

... lengthen these jacket sleeves and get these damned
decorative flowers off my back."

[bdamomma]

4. why does he wear glasses if he doesn't know how to read?

stupid ignorant man.

[atommom]

5. "I want my money back. These X-Ray glasses don't work!"

[Double T]

6. "What do you mean we don't have 20,000 more troops I can send......

to fight in Iraq?? Who the hell is in charge around here???"

[knitter4democracy]

7. I tell ya, I'm not losing my hair. No, I'm not. Look, Doc, no.

I'm combing it over and all, but I'm not going bald. Now, just do your job and leave it out of my medical file, and I'll look the other way on all those phone calls to your family in Pakistan.

[brook]

8. What d'ya mean -"they don't speak English in Paraquay"?n/t

[Little Wing]

9. Look at that hairline GO!

:wow:

[Systematic Chaos]

10. "M - O - O - N. That spells 'potty break'"!!!

"Can I please go number two now, Condie"?

[xultar]

11. With Anchovies A-n-j-o-e-v-e-e-i-e-e-s

[CrazyOrangeCat]

12. "How do ya like my new Pat Robertson look, eh?"

"I wanna learn to talk to jeebus just as good as him."

[MorningGlow]

13. Not a caption, but I do have a question

Is it just me, or is he starting to resemble Chevy Chase? (C'mon, Chevy, time to get your president-imitating-skills out of mothballs--we've got a winner for ya!)

[Deep13]

14. "I'm calling for more information on the crack spider's bitch."

[Efilroft Sul]

15. "Pickles, honey, I know Monday nights are usually our nights but...

...tonight I'm gonna play Hide the WMD with Condi before she goes overseas."

[Kadie]

16. "Hello, is this the Miss Clairol helpline?"

"I am having problems with my hair. Do you have any recommendations I would like?"


* spends the day calling hair care helplines until he gets the answers he wants.

[skip fox]

17. "Well, come-on, general, let's get strapped and get in there and kick some Iraqi butt!

Mucho bling-bling's in it for you. . . . Am I a fly, or what?"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

18. "What do you mean God isn't taking any calls? I'm the preznut!"

[skip fox]

19. W. is saying: "What do you mean?

I'm ALL for personal respnsibility. . . . And I'd surely take the blame for Iraq if it was my problem. But it's not my problem. . . . It's the problem for my predecessor. . . . Why don't you ask him what he thinks about personal responsibility? Or what she means? . . . What the hell you bugging me for?"