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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-08-07 01:31 PM
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Need a great job with great benefits and 6 months paid vacation?
Just steal it. Don't matter if you can't possibly do the job or not...all that matters, is how good of a job thief you are...apply at the RNC headquarters ASAP!
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-08-07 01:34 PM
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1. And just think ... you screw up, get no favorable results,
and you can blame it on the liberal media, Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, or anything else BUT YOU ...
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-08-07 01:36 PM
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2. The worse job you do the better your bosses like you!
Edited on Mon Jan-08-07 02:02 PM by Hubert Flottz
The more under qualified the better!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-08-07 01:55 PM
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3. The GOP is looking for hundreds of other people to man these
jobs, ASAP...SIN-EATERS. Must have own tools and be willing to travel.

The last one Over Dosed last week near Jerry Ford's library...

Sin-eater

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Historical Evidence of Sin-Eaters


"Professor Evans of the Presbyterian College, Carmarthen, actually saw a sin-eater about the year 1825, who was then living near Llanwenog, Cardiganshire. Abhorred by the superstitious villagers as a thing unclean, the sin-eater cut himself off from all social intercourse with his fellow creatures by reason of the life he had chosen; he lived as a rule in a remote place by himself, and those who chanced to meet him avoided him as they would a leper. This unfortunate was held to be the associate of evil spirits, and given to witchcraft, incantations and unholy practices; only when a death took place did they seek him out, and when his purpose was accomplished they burned the wooden bowl and platter from which he had eaten the food handed across, or placed on the corpse for his consumption.

Howlett mentions sin-eating as an old custom in Hereford, and thus describes the practice: 'The corpse being taken out of the house, and laid on a bier, a loaf of bread was given to the sin-eater over the corpse, also a maga-bowl of maple, full of beer. These consumed, a fee of sixpence was given him for the consideration of his taking upon himself the sins of the deceased, who, thus freed, would not walk after death.'"

The cache of a LoveToKnow project page (the reference project based on the the 1911 Encyclopaedia Britannica), which was for some reason deleted, states:

"A symbolic survival of it (sin eating) was witnessed as recently as 1893 at Market Drayton, Shropshire. After a preliminary service had been held over the coffin in the house, a woman poured out a glass of wine for each bearer and handed it to him across the coffin with a 'funeral biscuit.' In Upper Bavaria sin-eating still survives: a corpse cake is placed on the breast of the dead and then eaten by the nearest relative, while in the Balkan peninsula a small bread image of the deceased is made and eaten by the survivors of the family. The Dutch doed-koecks or 'dead-cakes', marked with the initials of the deceased, introduced into America in the 17th century, were long given to the attendants at funerals in old New York. The 'burial-cakes' which are still made in parts of rural England, for example Lincolnshire and Cumberland, are almost certainly a relic of sin-eating." More...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin-Eater

Bon Appétit


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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-08-07 11:06 PM
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4. I gradjuated from 4th grade n I kno about camping by the woods.
kin I git a job too? Da las one I had wuz 3 years ago...

From whot you say, I quali for big bucks....

Opi
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