So are we Orange? Red? What's our Orwellian Weather Report today?

[helderheid]

[itsmesgd]

1. Are we on Ernie alert? n/t

[helderheid]

9. I see elmo!

:wow:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

2. Thanks helderheid...

I lost my terra-threat color wheel while I was running away from the news earlier :silly: :scared:

[helderheid]

3. Glad to help :)

[MorningGlow]

4. Crawl on Fox News on New Year's Day

For some crazy reason my mom had Fox News on before our New Year's Day dinner. (My Rush-loving Catholic-fundie aunt probably turned it on. :scared: ) I burst out laughing at the crawl: "Homeland security alert: Elevated . . . Air travel alert: High . . . Fox News wishes you and yours a Happy New Year!"

:rofl:

Yeah, have a happy new year--but not TOO happy, you hear? Keep shitting your pants and have the plastic sheeting and duct tape at the ready. Sheesh.

[helderheid]

5. Damn! I wish someone had a screen shot of that! It's PERFECT!

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Do these lovely alerts come in braille for the visually-impaired?

[valerief]

7. I checked. We're still Yellow, like our WH cowards who are afraid to do the right thing.

http://www.dhs.gov/index.shtm

[helderheid]

8. Unless you're flying apparently!

The threat level in the airline sector is HIGH or Orange . Read more

[valerief]

11. If you click the link my previous email, it says Orange but has Yellow selected. Typical. nt

[helderheid]

13. LOL - typical is right!

[frylock]

10. nobody knows because nobody fucking cares..

according to David Cross anyway.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

12. Plaid

It's new for this season, it includes all the terror colors in one easy wrap.