mildly amusing dear abby letter. Care to respond?

[Future Principal]

I murdered a man in my car, but my drunken cocaine addicted, pampered frat-boy of a husband is too "zonked out of his mind" to notice. On top of that, the only way I can get through the day is overloading on xanax to deal with the librarian career I gave up for this rich boy.

My husband looks at other women, specifically black women with gaps in their teeth, when I am not looking and I do not know if I should be concerned or not, since the cocaine use has made him impotent.

He is the CEO of a very powerful company, but has run it, and all other businesses he's owned into he ground. no one likes us, no one respects us and no one believes us anymore.

Two ladies named Katrina and Rita reeked havoc on our company and all we did was go on vacation. On top of that, we attempted a hostile takeover of another weaker company, only to find that its workers didn't like us, so we fired alot of them after removing the CEO.

All this choas around us and I have one question: how do you bake brownies?

signed;
confused lb in dc

[ellenfl]

1. yeah, tell pickles to divorce the loser.

was this an actual (printed) dear abby letter? whazzup?

ellen fl

[CTyankee]

5. There is a similar letter on another thread, a thinly veiled

Hillary Clinton letter, complaining her husband didn't have a job, had been unfaithful, etc. The kicker was that Dear Abby writes back and says "You're a U.S. Senator from New YOrk, so stop complaining" or something similar.

This appears to be a response to the RW "letter" about Clinton.

[Future Principal]

7. Satire! eom

[Ecumenist]

2. LOL!!!

Sounds like her priorities are in line, so how's about the brownie recipe?

:rofl: :popcorn: :rofl:

Oh yeah, welcome to Du, right glad to have ya!!
:hi:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. you tell them

"You're doing a heck of a job."

[DearAbby]

4. Dear Confused LB in DC,

You made your bed, honey cheeks. Now lie in it! You will get no sympathy from me.

There is no reason why you shouldn't know how to make brownies. I am sure two ton BB, can spare some of her beautiful mind, to teach you.

Oh, yeah. About Marrying a loser. Read first paragraph.

Yours truly.

[specimenfred1984]

6. Dear Stepford Skank:

Do the world a favor, mix all those pills together and take them all at once with alcohol.