Shrubby Bush is equal to JR Ewing.....Laura is a great Sue Ellen

[greenbriar]

Daddy Bush is equal to Jock Ewing...

kinda smarmy but a saint next to his evil son!!!!!!



any more

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Nah....Shrubby is more like Cliff Barnes.

A ne'er do well that holds grudges forever and thinks he's smarter than he is while everything he touches turns to shit.

[AlCzervik]

5. indeed.

[Kahuna]

True dat....

true dat. ;)


:rofl:

[Kahuna]

delete dupe.. I laughed so hard I triple posted.

:rofl:

[Kahuna]

8. delete dupe.. I laughed so hard I triple posted.

:shrug:

[Bridget Burke]

23. Molly Ivins called Bush Sr "The Cliff Barnes of Texas Politics"....

Neither of the Bushes would win a fight against JR.

[burythehatchet]

2. Randall Flagg

[cassiepriam]

3. JR was smart.

[Solly Mack]

4. If only we were all Pam Ewing and get to wake up to find its

all been a dream.

If only...

[greenbriar]

6. That would be AWESOME

Pam Ewing = Teresa Heinz Kerry

[tularetom]

7. Nah - the little asshole couldn't carry JR's cowboy hat

He'd love to be evil but lacks the brains and/or the balls to do so. He has evil puppet masters but he's only a pathetic tool.

[mentalsolstice]

9. Okay, I'm going to go pour another glass of wine now! eom

[kskiska]

10. Jenna is niece Lucy

Hot to trot.

[waiting for hope]

11. Shoulder Pads!!!!!

No!!!!! - no more shoulder pads. Better yet - would someone just pass Laura a note - she has the ways and means to dress better. Aha! Call TLC's What Not to Wear to the WH. Emergency!

[Liberal Veteran]

13. Gah! When I think of all the atrocities she has committed by wearing drapery...

....and trying to pass it off as clothes, I just want to barf.

[Clark2008]

18. Didn't Carol Burnett already do that?

:rofl:

[greenbriar]

12. Hubby said maybe someone ought to send this to shrubby....

This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty.
This is a real-life two job working family.
And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together.

I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five.
I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive.
My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen.
Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three.

And this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty.
This is a real-life two job working family.
And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together.

Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream.
You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam.
Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see.
My ole lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'"
I said "Now honey, don'tcha know all of that is on TV.

And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty.
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee.
And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen.
Nah We're just man and woman holding things together.

No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty.
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee.
I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen.
Nah just man and woman holding this thing together.

And we're just a man and woman holding this thing together.

[Melynn]

14. A good analogy but a little off

After all, who would be Bobby Ewing, the good person in the family? I can't think of anyone in the Bush family who would be Bobby Ewing.

[greenbriar]

15. well, Bobby was off the show for a while

!!!

[Melynn]

16. I was thinking that Barbra Bush would make a good mama Ewing

Sorry, I can't remember mama Ewings name. I wasn't a big fan of 'Dallas'.

[greenbriar]

17. oh no..Miss Ellie was honest and good

nothing at all like freakin babs

[provis99]

19. Colin Powell as Gary Ewing. The reason?

Both got smart and cleared out of town early to get away from J.R./GWB/Cliff Barnes/whatever the idiot is

[greenbriar]

20. oh thats good

I like it

[kineneb]

21. wrong TV family- need to cast "I, Claudius"

I vote Shrub to be Caligula.

[Bridget Burke]

24. I always pictured Shrub as Tiberius....

Although he lacks the military experience.

But Livia was the mother of Tiberius. Never let Ma Bush mix you a drink!

[no_hypocrisy]

22. Larry Hagman (JR) has gone on record, calling * a loser. n/t

[Avalon Sparks]

25. Sorry but no way.......

"Dallas" was one of my all time favorite shows.

J.R. was smart and also quick witted, and funny with the one liners.... not to mention handsome.

Shrub is none of the above imo.

Sue Ellen had backbone (eventually) and smarts too - also style and personality.

Laura Shrub = none of those things.


I see where on the surface, you are coming from - since it's maybe a Texas thing - but as a fan of the show and the characters - I can tell you other than the Texas thing and oil theres no comparison.


Papa Bush could equal Cliff Barnes - but Shrub too stupid to even be Cliff.

Shrub maybe could have been one of Lucy's dumb boyfriends.

[SoCalDem]

26. Wrong show.. George is Eddie Haskell's evil twin n/t