Michelle Malkin comes up with new Jamil Hussein conspiracy theory

[antiimperialist]

As you all know, the Iraqi Interior Ministry spokesman admitted that Jamil Hussein exists, contrary to reports by warblogs that he was a fictional character created by the AP.
Trying to bounce back from the Jamil Hussein debacle, Michelle Malkin and the right-wing blogosphere now came up with a new, confusing, weird, conspiracy theory. Here it goes:
Jamil Hussein's real name does not include the name "Hussein", but is really named "Jamil Ghdaab Gulaim".
Malkin is now accepting comments through some blog called "Big Lizards". Enjoy it while you can, since the comment section will probably be gone after the first DU'er expresses his/her opinion.

Post a comment here:
http://biglizards.net/blog/archives/2007/01/comment_thread_2.html

[Erika]

1. She's such a right wing clown

Her, Coulter, Rush, Savage, Ingraham, and Levin should all have a wax museum in their honor. Called the museum of Bush enablers.

[gatorboy]

2. The only people that take these buffoons seriously,

are they same moroons that think pro wrestling is real.




Unfortunately, they breed like rabbits.

[progdonkey]

4. you're giving them too much credit...

At least wrestling is real in the sense that it's basically choreographed stunt fighting--it's not boxing or Muay Thai, but the performers can and do get injured (though any injuries are unintentional.)

The idiots who actually believe anything Malkin says make rabid wrestling fans look like Nobel laureates.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

3. FYI - Reference.com's definition of malkin

Hits awfully close to home -

mal·kin /ˈmɔkɪn, ˈmɔl-, ˈmæl-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun British Dialect.
1. an untidy woman; slattern.
2. a scarecrow, ragged puppet, or grotesque effigy.
3. a mop, esp. one made from a bundle of rags and used to clean out a baker's oven.
4. a cat.
5. a hare.

We, here at DU, give that horrible woman more than her 15 minutes of fame. She has discredited herself so many times I am constantly amazed she manages to find anyone who will give her 15 seconds - much less 15 minutes. She is so pre 11/7.

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. And adding from the Oxford English Dictionary

1. a. A typical name (usu. derogatory) for: a lower-class, untidy, or sluttish woman, esp. a servant or country girl. In Scotland: an awkward or ungainly young girl. Also in various proverbial expressions, esp. there are more maids than Malkin (obs.).
b. Sc. The female genitals. Cf. MERKIN n.1 Obs. rare.
c. = MAID MARIAN n. Obs.
2. An impotent or effeminate man; a weakling.
3. a. A mop; a bundle of rags fastened to the end of a stick, esp. for cleaning out a baker's oven. regional in later use.
b. Naut. A sponge attached to a jointed pole, used for cleaning out ships' guns. Obs.
4. A scarecrow; a ragged puppet or grotesque effigy; a guy. Also fig.
5. As a designation for certain animals (sometimes as if a proper name). a. A cat. Cf. GRIMALKIN n. Obs.
b. Sc. and Eng. regional (north.). A hare.
6. malkin-mad a., mad as a hare. malkin-trash Obs., a person dressed in dark gloomy clothes.

[madrchsod]

5. this guy?

http://jamilhussein.com/
Captain Jamil Hussein Blog | Yes I Am Existing

[antiimperialist]

7. thanks for the right-wing link

But three other witnesses "made up" the burning bodies incident. Would you like to comment?