Good Evening & fuck you my fellow Americans...

[Philosoraptor]

A speech written by dick cheney and read by george w. bush, 1-10-2007

...I come before you tonight to tell you that I have thought long and hard about the results of the last election in 2006, and I have studied and contemplated the findings of the Iraq study group. I have heard the voice of the American people, loud and clear.

And after consulting with my new generals on the ground and in the theater of operation, and with my staff of experts, I want to announce this evening that I will go ahead and do exactly as I damn well please, and you can all go fuck yourselves, each and every single useless one of you. I am the president, I am the decider, you are beyond irrelevant to me and I utterly disregard you with the deepest contempt imaginable.

I will be sending 20,000 or more new, recycled and unprepared troops into Iraq, despite every logical reason against it, I will order more of your sons and daughters into harm's way so that every last dollar can be extracted from this newly liberated nation.

I decree more sacrifice, more piracy and more tyranny in the coming new year, and victory is at hand in the middle east. This is the new way forward, and this is the calling of our generation.



Thank you all for coming and may God continue to bless America.

[Waya]

1. Yep,

that's about the gist of it.............

[Philosoraptor]

2. It's the Readers Digest version.

[radfringe]

3. you forgot the paragraph about

NOOK-YOU-LAR weepons

[Philosoraptor]

4. Ah pree shate yer cereksun! eh eh eh eh!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. If this does happen

and it wouldn't surprise me if it did (though I'm sure he'll use different language-can't irritate the base by using four letter words). If it does happen, I expect all members of Congress to remember and live up to their oath of office to defend the Constitution.

[tavalon]

35. I just listened to the first few minutes of the speech and you nailed it

perfectly.

[5X]

6. K & R because I think you hit the nail on the head.

[malaise]

7. Great now I don't have to listen

100% accurate.

[Philosoraptor]

8. He doesn't need to waste his breath, we don't need to hear it.

[Arkansas Granny]

9. The only voices he hears are in his head.

[Philosoraptor]

10. ....and his earpiece.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

11. ....and God's in his head too

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

12. K & R, for Philosoraptor's inside connections allowing an advance copy of the actual

transcript to be posted on these here internets.

:-) MKJ

[Philosoraptor]

13. I have friends in low places.

[liberal renegade]

15. I bet the place fills up

with sulfur fumes when he makes his entrance. :evilfrown: :evilfrown: :evilfrown: the 3 amigos

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

16. snrfff...

:spray: MKJ

[formercia]

18. and enemies in high places

A worrior is always judged, not by his victories, but by the strength of his enemies.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

14. delete

replied to wrong post. MKJ

[Philosoraptor]

17. ----------

[chemenger]

19. Bush's reality is simply that his legacy is more important

to him than the lifes of the men and women who will be serving over there in the coming months. To him they're just so much cannon fodder.

[formercia]

24. Poppy called them "Fodder Units"

same mentality.

[Javaman]

20. Personally, I think this speech will be the defining moment of his stupidity...

much along the lines of the Nixon, "I am not a crook" statement.

Watch for it, I have a feeling.

[liberal renegade]

21. the brilliance

of his stupidity will be 1000 points of light.

[Philosoraptor]

22. You could be right.

One of the talking heads said it's the most important speech of w's life. However, we have low expectations.

[Lowell]

23. Actually it would be refreshing

to hear him say what he really means for a change. It would be his first honest speech.

[Philosoraptor]

25. ---------

[Ganja Ninja]

26. Tom Tomorrow sums it up.

http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=14441

[TahitiNut]

27. That perfectly sums up every speech Chimpy McCodpiece has ever given.

[donkeyotay]

28. LOL. Now I don't have to waste my beautiful mind

trying to decipher what the "new way forward" means. I was wondering if we were going to hold hands and skip or sashay... or if it was a CEO definition - they're always looking forward.

[Philosoraptor]

29. -----------------

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

30. Bingo!

Nice "cliff notes" of the speech.

[fooj]

31. He didn't say "God Bless America" tonight, did he?

Everytime he ends one of his insane rants- he refers to God "blessing" America. Did I miss it?

[tavalon]

36. Nope he skipped that one this time

I guess it was just too in your face to expect God to bless us after he just shit in front of God and Country!

[Dammit Ann]

32. and the band plays on...

Happy New Year, Fuckers! Hope you are ready for it!

i hate him, i hate him soooo much.






THE DAMMIT CHRONICLES

[lady lib]

33. Because I am...THE ESCALATOR

:rofl:

http://moderateleft.com/

[Hekate]

41. ...and his escalator doesn't go all the way to the top...

freakin' sociopath

Hekate

[tavalon]

34. A much better and frankly more honest speech

Damn, I wish I hadn't let go of Givebushthefinger.org. It is so needed now.

[FedUpWithIt All]

37. I really liked his implication that pulling troops out would force our troops to stay longer

:wtf:

Good times in America.

[Fire Walk With Me]

38. "New way forward" is the latest magic 8-ball phrase for continuing the sale old shit?

Sheesh. You could create a random phrase generator for crap like that.

The important part is that yes, they can do whatever they want, and tell us meaningless drivel with a smile while they act. Patronization 'R Us.

There are only 3,000 dead US soldiers in Iraq. Come on America, we're on a new way forward to more meaningless deaths for the oil oil oil. Surely we can do better than only 3,000 dead. Other Presidents got to have far higher death tolls; can't look like a slacker!

[Philosoraptor]

39. NWF, the new way forward, war by slogans.

[Fire Walk With Me]

40. Yeah, you can only use "Mission Accomplished" once.

"Stay the course", "New way forward", "Plan for victory"... US troops die for this?

They're laughing in our faces. Rolling on the floor laughing their asses off.

[Roland99]

42. That's exactly as I heard it, too.

:evilfrown:

[Philosoraptor]

43. I kept seeing Napoleon's hat on his head.

[Roland99]

44. I kept seeing Nero's toga