Bush speech drinking game ..... Drink when you hear the following ....

[Botany]

Key words or phrases

New Direction Forward
Victory
Democracy
Terrorist, terrorism, or terrorist attack.
We were attacked on Sept the 11th.
"our will"
Some crap about those already dead & wounded
being honored by more death & blood shed
Somehow shifting the blame of the "mess in Iraq"
on Iraqis, Iran, enemies of freedom, or anybody but
the persons who started this mess
Now is not the time for ________
"I mourn for the dead and the awful cost to their families."
"Working together with Congress."
Keeping Americans safe
The pace @ which progress in Iraq is going.
"I have listened to different opinions."


Please add your own and help make up a game board.

[Ezlivin]

1. It will be "hard work"

N/T

[Frustratedlady]

10. I second that!

[Botany]

11. He wouldn't dare

He is not that dumb .... this speech has been worked on for over a month .....
White House Speech writers have gone over and over "it" already.

Personally I would like to see him go crazy on national T.V. to the point he is
removed from office ...... bush is really under pressure now and he might just
snap. :rofl:

[CrazyOrangeCat]

13. please oh please let him go bonkers on prime time!

:bounce:

[classof56]

15. Yes, yes, yes! I couldn't agree more!

It would be worth watching Idiot Son if I could be assured he'd go totally south on us in front of the nation. As it is, I'll be watching the DU board to get reports from those brave enough to listen to *, and at the first hint of his breakdown, I'll grab the remote!

Woo-hoo!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

24. yeah, i'm with ya . . . let others take the brunt.

i'll wait calmly here--remote in hand, waiting for the dunce to crumble.



:dunce:

[classof56]

36. And I'll cuddle with my fluffy orange cat named Julius while I'm waiting!

Keep the faith!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

37. Julius is a great name for an orange kitty . . .

my wild child's name is Autumn. (got the name before i realized what a hellion she was.)

[classof56]

65. Oh, Autumn is such a neat name, hellion or not!

I'll bet she's great company. Julius is a rescue cat who has had a very interesting life--has used at least six of his nine lives! I think he appreciates his "people"--sticks around and gives us lots of loving companionship!

Getting close to *'s BS (Big Speech). Time for Autumn and Julius cuddles!

Blessings.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

74. Why, thank you!

[Botany]

17. He is stretched real tight right now you can see it in his face

"please oh please let him go bonkers on prime time"

Monkey poo flinging nutz?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

26. Indeed.

Monkey-poo-flinging nutz.

Or perhaps a tourette-like volley of obsceniteies.

Hell, I'm easy.

[northofdenali]

75. I'd love it too, but they'll have given him his antipsychotic meds

and probably valium.

[malaise]

52. If you think that is all I would like to see

you are wrong. I need a complete breakdown or a public suicide.

[Monkeyman]

2. Dam first ten minutes buzz

[valerief]

3. Here's the twist. You have to drink a shot of gasoline! nt

[Ishoutandscream2]

4. Oh my God. I won't be on the roads tonight

Anyone playing the drinking game tonight will get absolutely shit faced.

[Virginia Dare]

5. You will be sued for provoking mass alcohol poisoning!...n/t

[EnviroBat]

6. I'll have the raspberry Lambic...

I'll be out cold in the first five minutes of Monkey-Dick's SOTU blabbering...

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. I'd have to be pretty sauced to even try listening to him speak

And any way, he makes no sense when I'm sober anyway.

[YOY]

8. I'm compiling buzzwords/phrases in another thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=3049699&mesg_id=3049699


So far I have:


‘Murka’
Freedom
9-11
Sacrifice
Liberate
God
"The Iraqi People..."
Surge
Evil
“Failure is not an option”
Terror (Terra)/ Terrorist (Teerwrist)
“We are at war”
“Fight them over there ...”
“Keep America Safe”
“Brave men and women”

Victory
Success
Iran
North Korea
Bold
Crusade
“Islamic Fascism” / “Islamofascism”
"war on terror"
“Cut and Run”
Volunteer
“message to our troops”
mission
the way forward
dictator/Saddam
“Insurgents”

[benny05]

39. Other words

Win
General

[Maru Kitteh]

48. Together

with the Iraqi's

[Contrary1]

9. It would be much more beneficial, and less painful...

to start drinking heavily about 30 minutes before Chimp takes the stage.

[Olney Blue]

45. I just started my third glass of wine......

[Contrary1]

50. My drink of choice on this special evening...

is vanilla vodka and coke. Hey, whatever you need, it's alright by me.

If I had my druthers, I would be out of it til 2009.
(Maybe beyond, time will tell.)

Here's to hope for the future.
:toast:

[npincus]

12. don't forget: "Young Democracy"

large drink to be accompanied by eye-rolling and bile secretion. "Go Ask Alice" should be playing softly in the background.

[Clark2008]

14. Can I drink root beer or sparkling apple cider?

I won't mess up my unborn child for the likes of Bush's mispeaks. LOL!

:hi: Bot. How's Steph?

[Botany]

21. Talking about the EDV's & Godchild?

No root beer .... High fructose corn syrup ..... go for the sparkling cider
You better take care of that child we all have big hopes for him, you,
and your family ...... Sec. of State Wes Clark's chief of staff??????



Steph is gone from Columbus .... "they" shut down her station here ...
even though she had the top rated show .... i can stream her on my computer
but when i work :cry:

They shut it down right after Xmas w/ no warning.

[Clark2008]

28. LOL - both my children are mascots.

I don't think Wes Clark allowed Ramzey to walk when Clark was in town campaigning - he had to carry my son everywhere. :)

Now, my little Peanut (gender to-be-determined on Jan. 25) will be the KOEB's Godchild.

:rofl:

I'm sorry to hear about Steph in Columbus. :( We don't have any station that plays anything but the hate-mongering right, so I don't know how it feels to actually LOSE a show.

[Botany]

29. "They" clear channel flipped the progressive station to hate monger talk

Laura Inghram (sp. ????) & Michael Savage ....
It was shut down because it was too successful .... across the country many such stations
are being shut down "because they were not profitable." Ohio went blue big time
(even bigger than the published vote ..... we had over 100,000 "undervotes" in the past election)
but they dump radio that reflects the majority's thoughts?

You better take care of that peanut because the EDVs, bleever, & I already have dibs on him/ her
to play w/ and spoil rotten.

[MUAD_DIB]

16. I used to do those Bush Drinking games, but since

the catch phrases are spoken so often that I didn't want to die from liver failure.


I'll just be content to drink to the Democrat's health.

[napi21]

18. I'll play the game with you guys, but I'm going to find a channel

that doesn't have Shrub on. I figure I'm going to be playing the game well as long as I continuously drink my beers. I can't stand to listed to that idiot speak, so I'll depend on my fellow DUers to post anything worth a laugh. Note, I didn't say anything important because he won't say anything different than his usual drivel.

[Warren DeMontague]

19. I'm gonna go with the old Bush Admin. Standby, "Evildoers".

:toast:

[sarge43]

20. Sacrifice

That one should have players holding on to the floor by the end of the 'speech'.

[Caoimhe]

I don't know if I can make it to work tomorrow after that

... after the neighbors find me blotto and naked, semi-passed out next to their bird bath.. murmuring "Suvern comvert is so fweet" and "booooooosh suxxxxxxxxxx"

[EstimatedProphet]

22. To be fair, you should drink 5 times when he mentions 9/11

And 10 times every time he says 'Terror'

[kineneb]

23. ya see, I don't drink, and don't have a TV

and every time I hear Dimbulb's voice on the radio, I involuntarily scream "S.T.F.U., George". So I won't be listening, and will be happy to be the "virtual designated driver" for anyone who needs one.("Back away from the keyboard, before you say something you will regret in the morning.")

[LSK]

25. you are going to kill people with alcohol poisoning!

Thats his entire speech!!!!

:rofl:

[noonwitch]

27. All of you playing this are going to get really drunk

I suppose that's the point.

[Beaverhausen]

30. K&R

:hi:

[jobycom]

31. We should have an over/under pool for the number of silent blinks.

If anyone wants to count them. You know, the ones where he pauses and blinks.

[Botany]

32. I want bush to go for his "air dog."

He pats the air with his right hand as if a large great dane was next to him.

Although he does this more when standing up and he will be medicated to the gills too.

[bleever]

46. "Air dog"

:rofl:

"Old Yeller"?

Liquor cabinet restocked. Standing by.

[tavalon]

51. The sad thing is I know the gesture

I just never called it that. That's funny. Air dog!!

[ellenfl]

33. 'the merkin people need to understand'

done in the manner of jon stewart with the 'heh, heh, heh' added in.

ellen fl

[Bake]

34. I don't think I can drink that much!

And I can drink a lot ...

Bake

[spanone]

35. I'd be dead drunk by the second thingy. How about start drinking now so you can sit thru it.?

[yasmina27]

38. I just poured myself a large glass of wine

only way I'll make it through tonight

[Cleita]

40. I guess you'd have to chuggalug a whole fifth because all of that

will be in the first fifteen minutes.

[montanto]

41. i'm gonna drink when I hear any word he says.

[calimary]

42. I'm toasting already!

:toast:

Don't forget "...protect the American people..." and all derivatives of that.

[Maru Kitteh]

43. bravery, freedom, commitment, responsibility, democracy

Those are our drink words.

I just had major abdominal surgery 7 days ago. They may have to go back in after tonight.:P

[bunny planet]

44. So we're all aiming for Alcoholic poisoning then, is that the idea?

[Beelzebud]

47. Be safe everyone. This holds severe risk of alcohol poisoning. ;)

[tavalon]

49. Warning

People will die of alcohol poisoning with your list. You need to throw some unlikely statements like, I will submit to a bipartisan investigation and the like.

[corkhead]

53. I propose a different drinking game; shots for every expletive that is yelled at the TV

by you or those in your company during the speech. That is a game that the players have within their control, yet there would be a lot of brain cells killed tonight.

[kohodog]

54. " Don"t forget Poland, err, heh heh, I mean Vietnam" n/t

[antiimperialist]

55. To those who make fun of our president:

I'll be honest. I'm no troll, but I am a Republican and I believe many of you are failing to rally behind our president at a time of peril to our nation.
Here is what an Expert has to say about supporting our president. Please disregard that i'm a Republican and try to think about this. It may have a better opinion about George Bush.


CNN Story

[HCE SuiGeneris]

57. Self -delete

Very tricksey

[blonndee]

59. He is not MY president and I will never "rally" behind that

warmongering, bumbling, drooling, wanna-be dictator. He's put us in MORE "peril" with his incompetence and unilateral warmongering than any terrorist group ever has. Supporting him at this point means being as stupid, short-sighted, and ignorant as he is.

On edit: :rofl: Shoulda read the linked story first. Very cute.

[Beelzebud]

60. LOL I thought you were for real until I clicked the link! :)

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

62. Bwahahahahaahahaha! That is terrific!

Should be read by everyone needing inspiration to support our Preznut.

[Kelly Rupert]

63. You're right. We do need to rally around the President.

Or, failing that, effigies of him. ;)

[DebJ]

66. I rally around my fellow mericans, NOT around a dangerous

liar. I support my country, and therefore can not rally around one who would destroy 250 years in 8.

[Kelly Rupert]

68. Click the link.

:eyes:

[Pacifist Patriot]

67. LOL! The link makes your post priceless.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

56. *Hiccup*

Whajj he jhuss shay? *hic*

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

58. Hearing "Uh" would be the short road to detox.

[Bjorn Against]

61. Have you ever heard of alcohol poisoning?

If someone were to actually play that game their blood-alcohol level would be so high that they would have to call it your alcohol-blood level and you would be dead.

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

64. I've Got My Guinness & Shot Glass Ready

I don't normally watch IDIOT, but I'll go ahead and play the drinking game. Just so I can stick around and hear Keith discuss with the Spin crew of MSNBC.

[Sugarcoated]

69. When he says the

'Democrat' Party.

[katsy]

70. Shit!

I misread the directions and am 11 gulps ahead reading your keywords already!


:beer:

[kitty1]

71. Here's one; The people of Iran are ready for change/for liberty

[tinfoilinfor2005]

72. Extra points if you are the first in your group to spot:

The flag pinned to his cheap suit.
A picture of Laura and the "girls" on his desk.
The receiver box sewn into the lining of his cheap suit.
His first facial tick.
The first smirk.
Unka dick hiding behind one of the twenty flags surrounding him.
The Captain Midnight decoder ring on his pinkie.
Box of crayons next to pile of official papers on desk.
A pair of Condi's shoes under his chair.

[Sparkly]

73. Also, "Success" and "the Way" ("the way forward") and "Progress."

And, plenty of blaming the whole thing on the Iraqis.