Bush to deliver speech in series of Haikus...

[originalpckelly]

"Republicans lost,
now I have to change my plan,
strategy has failed.

My dad tried to help,
Baker tried to make me change,
neo-cons said stay.

Iran is evil,
and Syria is bad too,
no talking to them.

Victory not loss,
we must fight them over there,
al-Qaeda Iraq.

Surge like a strong man,
no pull out until job done,
not Defeatocrat.

Twenty thousand plus!
National guard more, more years.
Surge and not retreat!

I am a strong man,
I am a war President,
I will win Iraq!

You will follow me,
you will never question me,
a war President.

One billion dollars,
for Iraqi jobs program,
Iraq be employed.

Total surge to cost,
seven billion dollars, now.
Maybe more later.

Goodnight and may God bless America"

"MMMAAAA! Goddamnit George I thought I told you to be poetic?"

"But Dick I'm sorry!"

"No brownies for you! MAAAAAAA!"

"Aw, but you did a heckuva job makin' them!"

"Don't make me go quail hunting on your ass! MAAAAAA!"

"Sorry Dick."

"MAAAAA!"

[jobycom]

1. Good work! nt

[originalpckelly]

2. "MAAAA!"

"MAAAA!"

(That's Dick Cheney for thank you.)

[Norquist Nemesis]

3. There once was a man from Nantucket...

Limerick = Bush Haiku

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. September the eleventh

Two thousand and one.

[helderheid]

5. This should win you a DUzy award!

:yourock:

[originalpckelly]

7. Oh, thanks...

Dick says "MAAAAA!"

[npincus]

6. great work!

:)

[originalpckelly]

8. Thanks...

:hi:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. Will he be bobbing his head and panning the room as he says this?

I love it when ChimpShit hunches his back, bobs his head, and pans the room 180 degrees while spouting his unique brand of wisdom. It's hilarious.

[fooj]

10. My money is that he looks like a deer caught in headlights again...

[originalpckelly]

11. Or a quail caught in Cheney's sights...

or is that lawyer?

[otherlander]

12. Hey, Fuckwad! Guess what?

blowing things up is stupid
and that's why you'll loose

go ahead and say
whatever the fuck you want.
no one's listening.

[originalpckelly]

14. HEHE!

:rofl:

and

:cry:

[LSK]

13. those are in depth paragraphs to him n/t

[caligirl]

15. Where is the word nukular?

[originalpckelly]

16. Nuclear weapon,

a bright flash of light over,
Iraq and Iran.