Bush speech contest - How soon before he mentions 9/11?

[Poiuyt]

Whoever comes closest without going over wins.

I say it comes at 1 min 30 sec.

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. 23 seconds in

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. "My Fellow Americans... We as a, uh, nation, uh..since 9/11..."

8 words, two stutters and however long it takes him to get that out.

[dogday]

5. I tend to agree with you

He will throw it out immediately to backup his "surge"....

[demnan]

18. I'm with you

n/t

[Beaverhausen]

21. yeah, you win

[hatrack]

3. I'm more optimistic - I'm saying within the first 2 minutes

I'm going to be really hungover tomorrow if I end up listening to this steaming mound of rhetoric.

[katsy]

4. 3rd sentence.

I can't estimate how long, what, with all he mis-stutterings.

[endarkenment]

6. My guess: Warnterra 9elemin within 45 seconds.

Mr. Stinky is set to give the worst speech yet in a long series of really bad public appearances.

Your followup question should be: what percentage of mediawhores will pronounce this the best speech ever given by a president, and that this masterpiece has turned things around for Dumbass?

My guess on that: 75%.

[AndyA]

7. BOOT REMINDER

Everyone remember to wear your boots tonight during *'s speech.

It's going to be deep.

[JanusAscending]

8. What do we win??????

:woohoo: I'll say half way through!

[caligirl]

9. Right after he asks for the money.

[The_Casual_Observer]

10. "September the eleventh, two thousand and one"

The first 7 words that will be bleated by the chimp.

[Binka]

14. Yep It Will Be His Opening Line

He doesn't have anything else he can say that remotely sounds like "a winning line" so he will begin with this. What a sorry, cowardly, pathetic, shriveled ball sack he is.

[npincus]

11. Tonight he's wearing this:

[Itchinjim]

12. "My Fellow 'Muricans, On 9-11 we was attackt......"

What is that? About 5 seconds?

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Two minutes 39 seconds.

Tell me if I win 'cause I'll be watching Gilligan's Island a little more of a reality show!

[Richard Steele]

15. I'm gonna say between 20-30 seconds in.

[baldguy]

16. You're missing the whole point of the speech - it's ALL ABOUT 9/11

[rock]

17. First words out ofhis mouth

"911 blah blah blah..."

[radfringe]

19. 2nd paragraph

followed by NOOK-YOU-LAR something or other

[Mountainman]

20. 30 seconds, then it will be fighting them over there rather than over here. next will be

no new attacks since 9/11.

[JanusAscending]

22. Turns out it was 5 min. into the speech!

I though he would hold out longer. I was off by 15 min.!!( I said halfway, which would have been 10 min.) So close but yet so far!! LOL