What to do instead of watching * on TV tonight?

[BushOut06]

Since * will be pre-empting network TV tonight, some of us might need something better to do. Here are a few suggestions, feel free to add your own.


Trim your fingernails
Watch free porn preview clips online
Start that addiction to World of Warcraft you've been putting off for so long
Have sex with your significant other
Renew your Pinko Commie Homo Tree-hugger registration card
Review escape route from US for when * assumes complete control and abolishes Congress
Have sex with your significant other again


This is just a short list, there are many other useful things to do with your time tonight.

[doublethink]

1. Love it!

LOL :rofl: thanks for the laugh.

[waiting for hope]

2. I'll play with my kids a bit

longer than usual tonight - maybe read my son two books instead of one. Just the sound of his voice makes me want to get sick so better yet, the TV remains off this evening.

[acmavm]

3. "Watch free porn preview clips online"...

I tell you what, I'll have my 14-year old son get on My Space and he can tell you how the movies turned out. He charged up $513.00 worth of porn on my cable bill. He is in soooooooooo much trouble.

He didn't even care if he understood the movie. He ordered one in Spanish.

[soothsayer]

12. lol! Teach him to just look at the free stuff.

[BushOut06]

13. Yup. Just set your media player to 'loop'

Can make those 30-second clips last as long as you need.

[lilymidnite]

4. Practice witchcraft, become a lesbian

[walldude]

5. Root Canal... it'll hurt less. n/t

[speedoo]

6. Watch Sopranos on A&E.

What time is it on? Anybody know?

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

14. Sopranos On At Same Time As Idiot's Speech

The Sopranos®

“01 - Pilot / 02 - 46 Long”
Rated: TV14 V-S-L-D
Running Time: 131 Minutes

Upcoming Airings:
Wednesday, January 10 @ 9 PM EST
Wednesday, January 10 @ 11:11 PM EST
Thursday, January 11 @ 1:22 AM EST

[Jawja]

16. Thanks.

I've never seen Sopranos and was looking forward to the Pilot tonight. Guess I'll set the Tivo for one of the alternate times.

[RevolutionStartsNow]

17. How much will they be cutting out, I wonder?

How can you do Sopranos without swearing? Will they bleep it out? Cut the graphic violence (it's not in every episode, but certain meat grinding and bathtub scenes come to mind, as well as some stomach-turning beat-downs)?

Glad they are making such a great show available to everyone who doesn't want to pay for HBO, but I hope they don't cut out too much.

[speedoo]

24. I wonder too.

They can't possibly leave it untouched, can they?

[BushOut06]

29. Theoretically, they can do whatever they want, can't they?

Cable and satellite stations aren't under the same restrictions that network TV is. It's my understanding that they've pretty much been policing themselves up to this point. Over the last few years, cable channels have been pushing the boundaries further and further. Remember the South Park episode where they said "Shit" over a hundred times? I think after 10pm, they pretty much relax their standards.

It will be very interesting to see how far they go with the Sopranos. Not just language, but also the violence and nudity (Bada Bing).

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Have to go to my second job. Gotta pay bills.

Thanks for the great economy, Bushie.

[DearAbby]

8. Picking cat turds out of the litter box with twizzers

Those disgusting jobs now appear to be much more appealing, no?

[BOSSHOG]

9. The Latest Shipmates DVD Series - Submarines

A nice fundraiser for the Fleet Reserve Association. And make my wife so happy she married me 30+ years ago.

[Dukkha]

10. attend the secret gay agenda meeting

and further plot to take over all the schools and ban all churches.

[Kurovski]

23. Destroy heterosexual marriage.

Thanks for reminding me.

It's so easy to do, I often take my awsome, god-like power for granted.

[Forrest Greene]

11. Sit Quietly.

Pay attention to your breath.

[RevolutionStartsNow]

15. TiVo, baby!

I have a whole list of things I could watch and never go near Live TV. That's usually the plan to avoid * speaking.

Realistically, I'll probably be making dinner, doing stuff with the kids, working a little, and checking in here to read the comments after it's over.

[Little Wing]

18. Renting Idiocracy

[SOteric]

30. That sounds humourously appropriate.

:thumbsup:

[Redstone]

19. ANYTHING! My temper is WAY too bad to watch that. If I do, I won't sleep. So I'll avoid DU as well.

I'll see y'all tomorrow.

Redstone

[JNelson6563]

20. County Dem Board meeting

Meeting at 6 till about 7:30 and then drinks after. Seems most appropriate to me.

:toast:

[Mabus]

21. I'll be watching college hoops: KU vs. OSU

There'll be a special half-time presentation to former OSU coach Eddie Sutton.

I'll be rooting for the Jayhawks.

[LSK]

22. are people that addicted to Network TV ????

I could do what I did last night - read. But I probably will watch the Chimp and also will be watching the Bulls game.

[demrabble]

25. Visit An Elderly Person

I'm going down the street to visit an elderly person who is lonely.

If * wants to bring more evil into the world, I'll counteract it by doing a good deed.

[bigtree]

26. pray

[Warpy]

27. Since my satellite dish is still on its back like a dead roach

and covered with snow and it's not going to be reinstalled until the 28th, I rented DVDs for the occasion.

I'm spinning yak hair (don't ask) and expect to spend a quiet evening watching and spinning.

[Left Is Write]

28. Watch the Food Network Challenge - it's Birthday Cakes tonight.

Me? I'll probably hop on the elliptical and watch the Challenge or a DVD or read my book. If all else fails, there's always DU.

[VenusRising]

32. I love Food Network Challenges.

Especially cake, sugar, and chocolate showpieces. I hope it's not a repeat. I can't wait to see the next gingerbread competition.

[3waygeek]

31. Brand new episode of MythBusters

on the Discovery Channel tonight -- they're addressing the Hindenburg disaster. So you can watch the Blimp or the Chimp.