will you watch ChimpyMcPukeSpoon speechify tonite?

[LSK]

Poll question: will you watch ChimpyMcPukeSpoon speechify tonite?

[lancdem]

1. I can't stand listening to him

but I'll follow it on DU!

[YDogg]

2. yes. I need to cure my bad hiccups.

and I figure he'll scare the shizzit outta me.

[AndyA]

3. I voted Other - I will watch as long as I can stomach him.

Which can be anywhere from about 5 seconds after he opens his mouth, "My fellow Murkins..." to the third or fourth reference to 9/11. After that, he's lost me, I can no longer sit there and watch him lie (if he's talking, he's lying) or I will choke on my own vomit.

[polmaven]

22. Ditto.

My neighbor asked me the same question a little while ago, and I told her that I will try...all I can promise is that I will try. She asked me to keep one ear open for the sound of her TV coming out through the side of her house if it gets too bad.....She might need some help boarding up the hole....She is 80 yrs. old.

[Catshrink]

60. Ditto that ditto

I can only take so much of the little asshole. I'll switch over to SpongeBob for something more intellectually stimulating and less nauseating.

[Rosemary2205]

4. No. I've already reached my lie limit for the month.

at this point just hearing that asshole's voice makes my ears bleed.

[LSparkle]

5. I'll be watching with the sound down or radio playing

so I can hear commentary from locar AAR hosts. Considering the pressure that's on RatBastard -- and his tendency to blow it under those circumstances -- I'm looking forward to quite a show. I hear it's coming from the White Haus library, I'm worried he's going to try and make this look like one of FDR's fireside chats, though ... Now THAT'd make me hurl!

[WestHoustonDem]

6. Only if I can turn it into a drinking came

:party:

[jgraz]

7. Rachel Maddow has promised a drinking game tonight

I'll listen to her, do all my drinking and then turn off the tv while Chimpy speaks.

[LSK]

9. see here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=3082869&mesg_id=3082869

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

8. With a perfect Manhattan in one hand, a cig in the other,

& a barf bag near by plus a pillow to shove down my throat so no one hears my screaming.

[Annces]

10. thank goodness I can get the low down from DU

And don't have to actually listen to him. LIAR, LIAR, LIAR.

[Jackpine Radical]

37. I knew if I read far enough I'd find someone who posted

my exact thoughts on the matter.

A heartfelt thank you to any and all who brave the bullshit & report back on it to the rest of us, who lack the stomach for it.

[stillcool]

11. No can do...

the neighbors worry about the screaming...

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Maybe ..

I kind don't get a sick listening to his sorry ass now that we have control of congress.

[Mad_Dem_X]

13. Hell to the NO

You couldn't pay me to watch that POS.

[tularetom]

14. No but I'll flip back & forth in case he melts down

[Alamom]

39. We'll be watching (just in case) this is the night they haul his crazy

ass off in a straight jacket. Couldn't miss THAT !!! 1111 !!!

[Left Is Write]

56. I might do that.

I'll be on the elliptical, so I might switch back and forth in case there is a meltdown or tantrum.

[liberal N proud]

15. I have a new TV and don't want to risk throwing my shoe at the monster

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

16. No way! I'd have to monitor my blood pressure

My mind boggles at how someone that ignorant could become Prez. I guess there are a lot more fundamenalist christians than I would have imagined.

I'll find out tomorrow morning what he said.

[GainesT1958]

17. If the Carolina-UVa game is being carried...

On a station that won't pre-empt it with Dub's crap, I'll watch that. Otherwise, I'll listen to the game on radio--but won't watch Dub either way!:mad:

B-)

[Magleetis]

18. No way

I have not watched a single speech of his, and I am not going to start tonight. It will be the same old recycled BS. He is incapable of doing anything new.

[endarkenment]

19. I would but he makes me vomit. nt

[momster]

20. Probably, but I'll keep my hand on the remote

I pause it when he says something particularly egregious or just to catch my breath when the odor de bull gets too thick. Then I take moment and return to the ghastliness of it all. I also read along with the real-time on DU or Kos.

[azmouse]

21. I don't care what he says.

It's all lies anyway.

[HCE SuiGeneris]

23. I will tune in and out, as a large dose in too short a time frame

will cause projectile :puke:

Sedating myself (hah :crazy: ) with a second Scotch rocks already.

[Catchawave]

24. Only if it's being live blogged on DU !!!!1

I can't watch it alone, need my support group :evilgrin:

[LSK]

33. you know it will be

I wonder if we will go to level 3?

[Catchawave]

36. War Escalation ... at least Level 3

Maybe a 5. There will be a lot of pissed off DUers tonight!

[shadowknows69]

25. Much to my wife's chagrin yes

a night of yelling at the tv is planned

[valerief]

26. No, I'm planning on a preferable case of diarrhea tonight instead. nt

[lpbk2713]

27. See if he's wearing his lifeline to Uncle Dick tonight

[Ian_rd]

28. Kicked for "ChimpyMcPukeSpoon" nt

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

29. No..uh ..uh..but... I..uh..will..uh.. attempt to..uh.. listen...uh..on the..uh..radio.

Punctuated with commentary like, "Is this imbecile ever going to learn to speak English?"

[LSK]

32. you mean your going to listen to the Malloy version of it?

:P

[xultar]

30. Can't stomach his ass.

[shanti]

50. me neither

makes me want to :puke: i'll take a pass and read about on du! :hi:

[bigwillq]

31. No, I am working.

Won't have access to a TV.

But I will be reading threads about it here on DU.

[LSK]

38. can you stream CSPAN?

Not that you want to watch the idiot in chief.

[bigwillq]

45. We don't have audio

on the computers here at work.

[lpbk2713]

46. You might have an edge on the rest of us.

That might be the best way to watch the asshole.

[bigwillq]

53. Indeed

I'll just keep on eye on DU. I'm sure they'll be many threads on the subject.

[mvd]

34. Nope, I'll be following Malloy's coverage

He might have audio, but it would be tempered by his great play-by-play.

[ChiciB1]

35. He's Been Banned From My TV For Faaaar Too Long!

Even when he gets quoted on some program like Democracy Now, I hit the "mute" button! Can't even stand to hear his voice!

[npincus]

40. Yes & Sen Durbin's response.

[LSK]

41. so Durbin is giving the response. Good

Obama is to be on MSRNC afterwards.

[Bake]

42. Yes. It's important. Perhaps historic.

I'm hoping it marks the beginning of the END of the Bush II presidency.

Bake

[pdxmom]

43. I have to. I don't trust the media to give me a fair report of what was

said, and I only trust myself to make an opinion on the speech.

[MoonRiver]

44. I'm going to try.

I usually last about 2 minutes, max, before the involuntary screaming begins. Then my dog runs away in terror and husband turns off the t.v. before I smash it.
:argh:

[pampango]

47. No. Never watch people I don't agree with. n/t

[TroglodyteScholar]

48. Listening to that guy speak...

...feels like my head caving in. I'd rather cut my c&b off and put them down the disposal.

[Zavulon]

49. Fuck, no.

The Washington Post will likely have a transcript tomorrow, and if not then one won't be hard to find. Why spend the time watching him and listening to that voice / grammar? Fuck, NO.

[frylock]

51. i love my two-minute hate..

or in this case, 23 minutes.

[TOhioLiberal]

52. I'll be 'watching'...

...with the mute on. Only so I can see Keith rip it all apart afterward.

[mnhtnbb]

54. Other--No f*cking way will I watch. I can't stand being lied to and my blood pressure can't take it

[progressoid]

55. I've been feeling a little ill all day. No reason to exacerbate the situation.

[LSK]

57. kick because I love the term "ChimpyMcPukeSpoon" and

SPEECHIFY!

[ikojo]

58. I cannot stand the sound of its voice...

I'll wait for Sam Seder to analyze it tomorrow. Before Sam, there is always Mike Malloy tonight!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

59. Nah. I'm waiting for the movie.

The one that ends with the impeachment and the trial.