Gentlemen (and Ladies): Start your engines...

[PCIntern]

Since this is going to be the most important speech given by a President since Kennedy's Inaugural Address; profound, full of 'poetry' and aetherial language, better get your unabridged dictionary and prepare to petition the Government to have his likeness carved on Mt. Rushmore, next to Ronald Reagan's.

What...you mean Reagan's not up there yet? what were those Republicans thinking all those years they were in power? I thought they were going to get Roosevelt off the Dime. Sheesh, they just didn't do ANYTHING!

So much for ramblings...

Good luck stomaching the oration...

P.S. On Edit: That frigging MSNBC with their Timed Countdown to the Speech should be keelhauled and fed salt eel.