Speechification has started...

[originalpckelly]

Ladies and gentlemen please put on seat belts, and leave them on until the speech stops spinning. You :puke: if you don't, and you :puke: anyway.

[Ishoutandscream2]

1. I'm sorry, I can't watch

Well, I could, but I refuse.

[BeHereNow]

2. My stomach is in churn mode...BUT-

I am a firm believer in "Know the enemy."
Therefore, I will listen.

BHN

[originalpckelly]

3. Me too.

:puke:

[undeterred]

4. Monkey time!

[meuniermr]

5. Closed Caption makes it bearable for me..eom.

[meuniermr]

11. Hereeeee's Johnny!

[meuniermr]

14. If this isnt the SOTU, when is that going to be??

[WiseButAngrySara]

6. I get sick every time I hear him and reflexively turn him off,

only after yelling profanities. I have NEVER been able to listen to an entire BS speech/misspeech of his. Tonight will be no exception I'm afraid.

[spanone]

7. Stand by for Dumb Down.

[originalpckelly]

8. Audio error!

:rofl:

[Catshrink]

12. He stumbled in the first sentence!

I'm shocked! Shocked!

[originalpckelly]

17. another error!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

9. Got my waders on. Bullshit detector is unnecessary.

Barf bag at hand.

[WiseButAngrySara]

10. Barf! And he stuttttterrrssss with the first sentence! ..n/t

[Zuiderelle]

13. Oh no, I don't know if I can take this.

Nevertheless, I am listening to the ass.

[spinbaby]

15. He keeps slurring

even though he's trying really hard to enunciate.

"The shituashun in Iraq..."

[undeterred]

16. he thinks its everybody's fault except his

despite what he says

[cwydro]

18. I need a barf bag