"NO CEREMONY ON THE DECK OF A BATTLESHIP"!!!!?????!!111

[matcom]

:wtf:

like the one YEARS AGO ASSHOLE?????

:wtf:

WHOLLY SHITE!!!

:wow:

fucking MORAN!!!

[Piperay]

1. Like "Mission Accomplished"

what a stupid idiot! :mad:

[derby378]

2. "Mission Accomplished," my shiny metal ass!

:mad:

[johnfunk]

16. ... more like "Mission Demolished!"

... and the hapless Smirkster was forced to admit it!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Got a chuckle out of that one.

The speechwriter kinda screwed the pooch, I think. Makes us all think of that idiotic charade a few years ago, "Mission Accomplished." Right...

[The Magistrate]

4. Indeed, Sir: We Had One Of Those A While Back

Not a fortunate choice of figure....

[Pachamama]

5. Poor Commander Idiot in Chief....no more opportunities for him to wear his Codpiece!

:cry:

[pdxmom]

6. Maybe that was one of those mistakes he referred to. n/t

[flyingfysh]

7. he wasn't on a battleship

He was on an aircraft carrier.

[Dinger]

8. I Thought I Was Hearing Things!!!

Whee!! Whose idea was it ot include that???

[matcom]

9. Michael Moore's

:evilgrin:

[karlrschneider]

10. He said "surrender"...a dumbass reference to the end of WWII

...

[Tuesday_Morning]

11. Delusional

completely delusional

[Kelly Rupert]

12. That was a carrier, not a battleship.

They're very different.

[sister_rosa_refried]

13. Oh twottle!

That fool can't even remember where he's left his roach clip.

You'd think those harlot daughters of his would learn not the give their father a new one each year for Christmas.

[TahitiNut]

14. IOW, there's NOBODY who can surrender to end this "war' ...

... except the US. Now, let's talk about "no-win" militarism. :puke:

[Democrats_win]

15. U.S.S. Missouri is where the WW2 surrender occurred.

Japan surrendered on Sept. 2, 1945 on this battleship. I imagine that's what idiot boy was talking about.

[LSK]

17. do they even have battleships anymore?

:rofl:

[krispos42]

22. Mothballed and museums

According to Wikipedia, the USS Iowa is still in the mothball fleet (held in reserve), the USS Wisconsin is on public display but still on the Navy roll, and the other ships of the class, USS New Jersey, and Missouri are decommissioned and berthed as museums.

The capitol ships now are the carriers. I don't put it beyond Bush to try to land on a battleship, though.
"Hey, heh heh, that flight deck looks kinda on the small side, don't you-" :nuke:

The ships will be fine. They've survived kamikazi attacks before.

Yet, somehow nobody anticipated crashing planes into buildings...

[David Zephyr]

18. I thought the same thing when I heard it, matcom.

And, your solution to the Iraqi mess is still the best one.

GTFON!

[omega minimo]

19. outrageous

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

20. Perhaps a railroad car in France, instead.

I don't think we have many battleships in the Persian Gulf or the Med.

[Philosoraptor]

21. What a difference a disastrous clusterfuck makes.