A fine speech, Children. A fine speech!

[sister_rosa_refried]

If you are testing out a new lie detector machine!!!

I have not seen this much hogwash since we prepared the stuffed pigs at Nun-A-Thon '83 in Hawaii!!!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. For your penance.....

you must say 10 rosaries. Even if it has been 24 years.

Welcome back, Sister!

[sister_rosa_refried]

2. Thank you, dear.

So good to see you too.

Sister is just mad about you!

She's missed you all so.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Pray for me....

I like to sin.

:D

[sister_rosa_refried]

6. Oh doesn't???

Sometimes me and the gals like to put on some J-Lo records and go to town.

You just enjoy, dear.

[enigmatic]

3. Sister Rosa, I've missed you!!

And I agree; that speech was real fertilizer bomb...

[sister_rosa_refried]

4. Yes dear, it was.

I wish he would show up here at the ol' "Kneel and Pray". Our lawn is looking a bit worn and we could use a fresh pile of manure.

[dolo amber]

7. You tell it, sista!

That poor machine would've burnt up faster than if you threw Holy Water on Richard Nixon. :thumbsup:

Always good to see you, btw. :D

[sister_rosa_refried]

8. I never seen water boil that fast in my life.

Except the time at Nun-A-Thon '67 when we met in Rome and it was pasta for days!

[LSK]

9. his Katrina speech was one hell of a fairy tale

[sister_rosa_refried]

10. Let's cut to the chase, dear.

It will a steaming pile of cow poo-poo!

A STEAMING one!!

That what it was.

Sister has such lovely memories of "The Big Easy". Nun-A-Thon '74 was there.

Oh dear, the gals and I ending up with so many beads that week.

[fudge stripe cookays]

11. Was that the one..

where you wore that "Nuns Do It Out of Habit" T-shirt?

I think I caught you at the jam session at St. Mary of the Holy Piercing Thorns chapel on Maui.

[sister_rosa_refried]

13. I should have SUED over that.

I, Sister Rosa Refried wore that shirt and some fool stole it.

O' the prayers I said damning him to hell.

But I got over it. The little shrimp cut Sister in on 40% of the profits and we settled out of court.

He could give me money and I wouldn't pray to "The Big Guy" to have his pecker fall off.

It all came out in the wash.

[asthmaticeog]

12. Someone gave a speech?

I guess I missed it, I was doing penance for touching myself in an impure manner. :freak:

[sister_rosa_refried]

14. Some fool, dear you didn't miss much.

Sister has to run "Dirt" is coming up on our satellite feed from the US and us gals can't miss it.

Bless you all, dears.

All my holy love,

Sister Rosa Refried - Nun like you've ever seen!

[crispini]

15. Good to see you around, Sister!

:hi: We've missed you! :P

[sundog]

16. will kicking this thread absolve my frequent homosexual acts?

O8)

:kick:

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Try one more with me ...

and we'll see.