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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-11-07 09:03 AM
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My solution for stabilizing Iraq:
1. Provoke Iran to attack Iraq.

2. Withdraw ahead of Iranian troops and get out of Dodge.

3. Iran will occupy Iraq and be responsible for controlling the violence.

4. Bonus: Iran will be so tied down in Iraq we won't have to worry about either country.
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screembloodymurder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-11-07 09:11 AM
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1. I love it,
But it sounds familiar.
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heinz Donating Member (23 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-11-07 09:11 AM
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2. Good Idea
Thats actually a good idea.

One thing to consider though is that whole region has been embroiled in conflict for as long as Islam has been there. It probably wouldn't take much seeing as they already hate each other, their neighbors, the neighbors kids, the neighbors religion, etc. You know what I would have liked to see the President say last night, is how stupid and backwards the Muslim religion is. That would have been the greatest thing he could have done, rather than blowing smoke up everyones' ass.
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-11-07 09:15 AM
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3. There will so much chaos in the ME, there will also be NO oil............
Edited on Thu Jan-11-07 09:16 AM by Double T
which should be great for bicycle and rickshaws sales from our new owners, china.
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-11-07 09:24 AM
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4. Brilliant - I solve the Global Warming Crisis simultaneously!
I deserve the Nobel for this. After all, if Kissinger got one, so should I!
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-11-07 09:28 AM
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6. Your nomination for the Nobel prize for peace and tranquility is in the mail............
BUT don't hold your breath waiting for IT to arrive.
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-11-07 09:25 AM
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5. Nobody is dumb enough to be us.
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