How long until Bush gets caught running around south lawn with underwear on his head...

[originalpckelly]

Poll question: How long until Bush gets caught running around south lawn with underwear on his head...

to protect him from the evil alien thoughts? (Tin foil actually improves reception, or so the aliens told him.)

Will the next Presidential address be given from a padded white cell?

Will Laura secretly become a puppet President?

All these answers and more on the next Dope.

[AndyA]

1. Other - that's nothing, he's already been doing that.

In fact, they've had to change the timing of the sprinklers so he doesn't get wet.

Bush is a lunatic. He needs to be removed from office. He is not mentally capable of serving in the capacity of the President. It's time everyone realized that, and accepted it. He needs to be removed.

[originalpckelly]

2. So that what that big white blob was on the satellite photo?

That's weird!

[AndyA]

5. Oh, I thought the big white blob was

Dick Cheney running around in his skivvies! :rofl:

(I've heard Cheney's is bigger than Bush's.)

[Pyrzqxgl]

6. Well Lynn's is sure bigger than Laura's!

I'm talking about Fatheads.

[JohnnyLib2]

3. Other

I predict they'll have to hide him, so to speak, after this period of ray rah speeches to selected audiences. So--we won't be able to see the bizarre stuff.

[liberal N proud]

4. I can't wait for that video

[bdamomma]

7. maybe he'll take his bicycle out and fall off it.

[BlueIris]

8. Two weeks. And it'll be someone else's underwear.

Crazy man. Crazy.

[BlueIris]

9. Kick.

Because this is one of the best polls ever.