WEAPONS FROM IRAN = SADDAMS WMD

[LSK]

BOTH DO NOT EXIST

"ON THE IRAQ-IRAN BORDER -- Since late August, British commandos in the deserts of far southeastern Iraq have been testing one of the most serious charges leveled by the United States against Iran: that Iran is secretly supplying weapons, parts, funding and training for attacks on U.S.-led forces in Iraq.

A few hundred British troops living out of nothing more than their cut-down Land Rovers and light armored vehicles have taken to the desert in the start of what British officers said would be months of patrols aimed at finding the illicit weapons trafficking from Iran, or any sign of it.

There's just one thing.

"I suspect there's nothing out there," the commander, Lt. Col. David Labouchere, said last month, speaking at an overnight camp near the border. "And I intend to prove it.""

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/03/AR2006100301577_pf.html

[originalpckelly]

1. Well, I just got this news in, a Slim Pickens lookalike...

will be playing "Lt. Col. David Labouchere" in Apocalypse Bush.

[CoffeeCat]

2. Same menu....different restaurant...

Tonight on the menu--we have some delicious "yellow cake"--served on an "aluminum tube"--in the "form of a mushroom cloud".

And the dessert cart will be rolled out of a mobile-weapons lab.

Bon appetite!

[Cobalt-60]

3. dont forget a dessert of

Tofu Anthrax
-Tofax!

[LynnTheDem]

4. Only a truly dumb f*ck would believe Iran's SHIA are arming Iraq's SUNNI...

to kill off Iraq's SHIA.

That is, of course, the incredibly dumb bullshit propaganda bush is catapulting, coz bush believes Americans are truly dumb fucks.

[Virginia Dare]

6. They've probably actually convinced Bush of this...

remember, this is the man who was shocked to learn that there are different sects of Muslims.

[LSK]

5. kick