caption!

[helderheid]

[Eurobabe]

1. Man behind: Oh Jesus, he's hearing voices again

[mikelgb]

2. *snap*

[Wickerman]

3. My God, that dumb bastard won't stop until he's killed all of us. n/t

[rhiannon55]

4. "Dang! Look at the size of that tank!

I'm gittin' a woody just lookin' at it!"

[Supersedeas]

5. "Pee'ed himself again."

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

6. "Mr. Bush, Your Shoelace Is Untied"

[SoCalDem]

7. Is that Superman? n/t

[Deep13]

8. Soldier: "Best not to look up when that happens, sir. ...

... or else the next bird will hit you in the face."

[smoogatz]

9. Airborne Officer Demonstrates Use of Garrote for President Bush

[Warren DeMontague]

10. If I get my nose up high enough, I can almost not smell my own bullshit! nt

[skip fox]

11. W. is asking God: "Why me, O Lord? It's tough to be your shepherd

of such an ungrateful flock? Let me smite your enemies within and cure this country of its liberal disease. . . . First stop them captioning me over at DU!"

[rock]

12. I don't see the dead bird. Where is it?