i dont believe this rumor that chimpy is reading a BOOK

[meow mix]

did anyone catch what book they claim he is reading? something about france?!? LOL right.

[Tom Joad]

1. Finally finishing "My Pet Goat"?

[BurtWorm]

10. Ready for "My Pet Goat and the Chamber of Secrets"

:crazy:

[rodeodance]

2. well, now blitzer just did a segment on it.

[jgraz]

3. Just the fact that this is news is pathetic

Next up on CNN

Bush Wipes His Own Ass

[rock]

4. No, no, no, no. You misunderstand

Whenever they give a title of a book that bush* is reading, they mean literally that: he's reading a title of a book. I wonder how long it'll take him to read this one?

[Missy M]

5. He is reading "A Savage War of Peace"...

about the fight between France and the revolutionaries in Algeria when it was a colony.

[Double T]

9. bush doesn't read ANYTHING, the reading glasses are ONLY.......

so he can check the lottery numbers. An aid will read "A Savage War and Peace" and THEN give him the 'Cliff Notes Audio Version' downloaded to his ipod.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. he couldn't find France on a map. let alone Algeria.

i'm convinced he's that stupid.

[Fridays Child]

7. What other president has had to use the media to try to convince...

...the world that he has two brain cells to rub together? The very fact that the media would devote a second of air time or a quarter inch of column space to the subject just proves how desperate the White House is to shore up B*sh's crumbling reputatuion.

[madrchsod]

8. this is what he is really reading

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/01/04/every_issue_of_mad_o.html
Boing Boing: Every issue of MAD on one DVD-ROM