STUPENDEOUS SATURDAY SMACK-DOWN!!! . . . Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying, "And I have no designs on Iran. None. I'll stake my credibility on it. . . . Once again."

[TroglodyteScholar]

1. "Now wait just one second! Have I ever given you any reason to doubt me?"

[spanone]

2. 'I have no credibility, None, I'll stake my designs on that...oncet again.'

[Olney Blue]

3. Now Barney, you have no choice- you have to support me or no treats!

[peacebird]

4. Perfect! LOL!

[achtung_circus]

7. Barney, let's not go there, again.

[stillcool]

5. What's my tell?

any poker players care to opine?

[oldtime dfl_er]

6. how about...

"I did not have sex with that woman.....Ms. Rice...."

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/2321944

[Faygo Kid]

8. "I'm not an addict. . .Just one more war and I'm done, I promise"

Time for a 12-step (impeachment) program.

[helderheid]

11. excellent!

[Roland99]

9. "I promise I won't lie to you anymore. Oh well, just *1* more time."

[Mark E. Smith]

10. No, just one olive please.

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. This is the Football Finger

[gulliver]

15. Shiver.

[Kadie]

13. 'Mommy, I got an owie.' n/t

[hootinholler]

14. One is the loneliest number that you ever heard. n/t

[MiniMe]

16. Pull my finger so I can s*** on the Constitution yet again

[Judi Lynn]

17. Wow! He's got the same expression working which was used by

Venezuela's impeached former President Carlos Andres Perez (friend of _Bush the Elder) who had his troops fire into crowds of protesting poor in Caracas after he raised the price of their public transportation 200%, in the massacre which was remembered after that as "El Caracazo."