! merry happy pretzel day !

[no_to_war_economy]

this should be a national holiday ... 5 yr anniversary of the stupid fuck president almost dying while eating a pretzel

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/01/14/bush.fainting/

[MADem]

1. That action figure is a hoot--they should make one with the tell-tale rug burn scrape on the face!NT

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Pretzel company should be sued because it was able to be dislodged

Defective pretzel, plain and simple.

[Richard D]

3. National Holiday??????

It should be a day of mourning. "Almost" being the key word here.

[Kurovski]

4. Damn. I forgot how hungover he looked in those pictures.

MERRY HAPPY PRETZEL DAY!!!

[Swamp Rat]

8. MERRY HAPPY PRETZEL DAY!!!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

10. Now we're havin' fun!

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

16. You're a historian.

The facts of that day spelled out in full-color!:D

Hi Swampy! I ain't seen you but for yesterday this week...where you been??

[Swamp Rat]

20. España

¡Ole!

Why did I come back? x(

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. Great post!

Lawdy, what a silly, drunk, lowlife he is.

I'd forgotten how bad he looks in that pic. Looks like Pickles flung a dinner plate at him and nailed him from across the room!

What a :dunce: :argh:

[Stephanie]

7. looks like rug burn to me...

[CrazyOrangeCat]

11. "I told you, not quite so rough, ya brute!"

:rofl:

[Stephanie]

6. Is it possible to find out if Gannon/Guckert visited the WH that night?

I'm bettng he did.

[Swamp Rat]

9. Hey, where is Bushler's manwhore these days?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

12. Condi ran him off one evening.

Manwhore knocked at the door, and she appeared, wearing naught but jackboots and a riding crop.

He's not been seen since . . .

:yoiks:

[Swamp Rat]

13. LOL!

:D

[CrazyOrangeCat]

15. The orange cat is looking at me . . .

. . . "you laughin' out loud at the SwampRodent again, aren't ya?"

:spray:


Lawdy, now I'm thinkin' about Condi's junk.

:scared:

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. Thanks for the reminder

I need to go buy el pretzeldente a card.

[Mabus]

17. Something in similar vein

Here's something I composed and sent out to my friends earlier today;

I'd like everyone to remember a very important anniversary this week. It was five years ago today that Uncurious George choked on a pretzel. S go out and celebrate "National El Pretzeldent Week." Now, I'm sure you're asking yourself, "why National El Pretzeldente Week?" Why not just one day? And why is "National El Pretzeldente Week" important? Because National El Pretzeldente Week commemorates the first time the MSM started poking fun at Bush after 9/11. It started with the comedians. Then it spread to news outlets over the course of the week. It was the very beginning of the end of our national nightmare. It was finally okay to start making jokes about Bush.

Who would have thought that the first crack in his post-9/11 armour would be caused by a lowly pretzel. Or maybe the crack was caused by the fall? Who knows?

So, everyone, go out and have a pretzel in commemmoration of our new holiday "National El Pretzeldente Week."

[CrazyOrangeCat]

18. Wow!!! We get a whole week!

(looks like your radar dog is letting all canines know about the festivities.)

:D

Welp, off to go do some sledding--with a bag of pretzels in my pocket . . .

[Mabus]

19. It took more than one day for the jocularity to begin

Therefore I think we should celebrate for more than one day. :P