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[helderheid]

[sniffa]

1. Look! a dead bird!

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. Look up yonder now...it's a place you and yours will never go.

[peekaloo]

3. Cloud.

[givemebackmycountry]

4. "So, see it's like this..."

"When they kick your husband out of that helicopter, there's a rope tied to his balls. When the rope runs out...Oh, this is going to be so cool!"

[sarge43]

5. "Oh, it's a big pretty white plane

with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol."

[CrazyOrangeCat]

9. !

:spray:

[peace13]

6. That is where your husband will hang from!

I mean...that is where the picture of your husband will hang from.

[Spazito]

7. "This is how your husband makes his decisions....

he just sticks his finger up to test whether the wind is telling him to attack Iran or Syria."

[skip fox]

8. "And all you need to do to learn all about science is consult the Good Man up there.

Or you can read his book."

[Blackhatjack]

10. "So You See, If You Piled All The Lies George Told One On Top Of The Other It Would Be This High..."

Note the slightly amused look on Pickles face.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. 'Big metal birdies go fly fly and drop big KABOOM thingies'

:smoke:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

12. "Now Follow My Finger.." "Ok, Now Hold Your Arms Out Straight And Touch Your Nose"

"I'm gonna need you to take a deep breath right into here, please"

[Kurovski]

13. .

"Mai oui, Madame! Zis eez za direction your life weell take once you file zee divorce papers."