Michelle Malkin is in Iraq, reporting all the good news that the media refuses to report!

[Bluebear]

...I have been in Iraq, embedded with an incredibly dedicated Army unit in Baghdad tasked with training Iraqi security forces (both Shia and Sunni) conducting counterinsurgency operations, and carrying out civil affairs work. Yes, there is danger and chaos and unspeakable bloodshed in parts of Baghdad. Sectarian violence--compounded by everyday street crime and tribal conflict--is rampant. Corruption, incompetence, and apathy infect the Iraqi government. You've gotten endless news coverage of all that. But there are also pockets of success and signs of hope amid utter despair....

http://michellemalkin.com/archives/006675.htm

[shain from kane]

1. In Antartica, barking for a fish.

[Bluebear]

8. ...

:spray:

[Swamp Rat]

2. Blackadder: "Still the striking resemblance to guppy fish at feeding time."

[spanone]

3. Put her in a uniform and put her ass to work, she believes so much in this process.

[Bitwit1234]

4. Let me Understand this

A congressman visited Iraq and the bush administration couldn't shut up the complained so much. That congressmen are not authorized to go. BUT this dingbat liar can go AND send back HER assistment of the war. Hmmm

[EFerrari]

5. LOL!

:rofl:

I'm sorry to laugh. What is happening in Iraq is not funny. But if you stand at a certain angle and read MM, you hafta.

[walldude]

21. Don't apologize.. We should be laughing them all right out of

business. The Cons and all their puppets deserve nothing but to be laughed at for their pathetic ramblings. Every time McCaine or Lieberman opens their mouths they should be greeted with gales of laughter.

[Mythsaje]

6. "Gabble gabble SHRIEK gabble gabble."

Does anyone have a harpy to human language dictionary handy?

[endarkenment]

7. I usually don't wish harm on anyone.

But I certainly hope that this monster has a close encounter with these rare pockets of negativity that 'the media' is obsessed with.

By the way, if she is reporting this on MSNBC then she would in fact be 'the media' that doesn't report the good news. What a conundrum.

[Bucky]

20. "Conundrum"... spelled 'Ar Ay Cee Kay Ee Tee." Noun, meaning a misdirection devised to obtain money.

She bitches about how unfair they are until they hire her to shut her up. A fun conservative pastime, apparently.

[TexasLawyer]

9. Smiling Iraqi children

The pictures that accompany her article depict smiling Iraqi children gathered around a truck delivering water. The caption: "Iraqi children in a western Baghdad homeless encampment welcome American troops"

What the inquiring mind might want to know:

WHY are these children homeless in the first place?

What has happened to city utility services?

[Straight Shooter]

14. Those homeless children are also offering their bodies to our troops to make money.

This is something that "The Great Performing Seal" Malkin will not acknowledge, nor will the corporate media.

Homelessness and poverty are the perfect breeding ground for juvenile prostitution. It happens everywhere in the world. But in Iraq, it's another shining example of bush's "legacy."

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. Of course, if she is out and about with a squad....

she is covered in better body armor than they have and is waaay in the back of the column (or line, or whatever) so that she can see first hand the good going on.

Oh yeah....mostly from her hotel room.

[Rex]

11. So if the media refuses to report the 'good news', what does that make her?

A news finder? :eyes:

[madrchsod]

12. she`s soooo pretty...

the dentist did a wonderful job in filing down her canines,hell ya can`t see them anymore.

[SoCalDem]

13. Oooh can't wait to see all those little girls with their shiny yellow pencils n/t

[BeFree]

15. Pockets and signs?

After three years and billions of dollars, a reporter finds "...pockets of success and signs of hope..."?

And that's supposed to be good news? No, that's not good news at all. Good news would be finding just a few pockets of despair amid many signs of competence.

Good news would be submerging chaos flooded by a great deal of national hope.

This is not good news at all. I was hoping for better than this after three long years.

We need to bring our warriors home... the patriots over there, protecting their own homelands, we shall never beat. All we can do is increase the chaos. We have proved to be good at that, eh?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. OMG Mr. Limpet mated!!!!!

Ladyfish must be furious! :evilgrin:

Heya Blue! :pals:

[Bluebear]

17. Incredible!

Happy New Year, you! :hug:

[seabeyond]

18. what a glorious and uplifting view point that is..... NOT. lmao. pathetic n/t

[walldude]

19. pockets of success and signs of hope amid utter despair....

hey, that sounds just like America!

[symbolman]

22. The last time I saw a mouth like that

was while snorkeling here in Hawaii, it was crunching away at CORAL.

She dishonors her village.

Now she must PAY - cue the Ninja guys :)

This woman is a CARTOON, can anyone take her seriously?

[spanone]

24. 'it had a hook in it' Rodney Dangerfield - Caddyshack

[symbolman]

25. LOL

then he went on to say, "Say, you must have really been something before there was Electricity.. wanna make ten dollars the Hard way?"

That movie rules, too bad Dangerfield is not with us, hope he's getting some respect somewhere :)

[Guaranteed]

23. Hey, there's like, some kind of good there! Upwards of 5%

of the country hasn't been blown up yet, maybe. Whoohoo! Thanks, Michelle!

[Rosemary2205]

26. So her GOOD news is that there are all these homeless camps?

where did they live BEFORE Bush invaded?

[nam78_two]

27. Since its so nice down there

why doesn't she just stay there? :eyes:...

[Cheap_Trick]

28. choke on an IED, bitch

nuff said

[Disturbed]

29. Who is paying for her vacation?

Jus wonderin'.

[mentalsolstice]

30. Hope she finds it! But if not, remember Geraldo & Capone's vault! n/t

[VOX]

31. "...pockets of success..." So the 3,020+ dead GIs and the $350+ billion spent was worth it!

Not to mention the hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians killed in this fiasco.

"Pockets of success" -- now THAT's something that you can really hang on to and use to justify all this carnage! :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm::sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

Not that it means anything, but my idea of a "pocket of success" is finding a $5 dollar bill in my pants *before* I wash them. :(

[zonkers]

32. That's Michelle Malkin?? I thought it was the decaptiated brother of Saddam.

[Jack Rabbit]

33. Michelle Malkin is in Baghdad.

:boring: