Bush’s Pants Spontaneously Combust

[uppityperson]

Edited to add link
http://www.borowitzreport.com/

Bush’s Pants Spontaneously Combust
President’s Pants on Fire during ‘60 Minutes’ Interview

President George W. Bush narrowly escaped serious injury last night when his pants spontaneously burst into flame during an interview on CBS’ “60 Minutes.”

Millions of Americans who tuned into the CBS news program to hear the president explain his rationale behind sending more troops to Iraq instead witnessed a freakish incident of spontaneous combustion.

All seemed fine at the outset of the interview, with no hint of an impending inferno, but then Mr. Bush “opened his mouth,” according to one eyewitness.

As soon as the president began speaking, wisps of white smoke started to emanate from his pants region, and within seconds his trousers were fully ablaze.

As flames began to lick the president’s inner thigh, a stagehand could be heard in the background shouting, “Pants on fire! Pants on fire!”...
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[rosesaylavee]

1. bwahahahahaha

:rofl:

[nannah]

2. that's a grinner!!!! eom

[sakabatou]

3. LOL

[libodem]

4. was that after his nose suddenly

grew as long as a telephone wire?

[lonestarnot]

5. OD'n on sulfur.

[porphyrian]

6. Heh, heh... - n/t

[jgraz]

7. Every once in a while Borowitz nails one

K&R

[hootinholler]

8. What a great SNL skit that would make...

Someone yelling cut and a SS guy hops in with a CO2 extinguisher.

:rofl:

-Hoot

[tavalon]

9. There used to be a GWB doll with pants on fire

I can't find it anymore.

[Bucky]

10. "began to lick the president’s inner thigh"... Damn you for putting that image in my head.

Yes, and damn you again for laughing at me.

[uppityperson]

11. flames.

surge? hahaha