Defrost a Frozen Tuesday with the warmth of your . . . CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying, "Since enacting my plan will lead to Iraqis taking charge and fewer eventual Americans, you could accuratly say that I'm actually sending in less troops. Literally. Like the Bible."

[panader0]

1. "When it's hard, it's almost this long"

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. My good friend Pat Robertson . . .

. . . he gave me this little bottle, see.

And he said, "George, you're lookin' kinda gray, these days."

And he said to smear some on mah face, and I'd look all manly and tan like him.



"And I did. And I do! Simple, see?"

[lonestarnot]

5. Yeah I was wondering where the gray went.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. "I'm about this far from having a breakdown"

[I_Will]

4. Iran's only *this* big on my map...it'll be a cakewalk

[skip fox]

6. W. is saying: "I believe the Bible literally. Like everything is exactly

true. So the world was made in seven days. Seven. Get it? . . . Ah . . . You have a follow-up question?"

Reporter: "Yes, Mr. President. What do you do when the Bible says. 'Write these words upon thy heart'?"