I saw a license plate in Dallas that said DUBYA 1-

[w8liftinglady]

it was all I could do to keep from keying the side of the large suv it was attached to.

[Ron Green]

1. Granulated sugar is your friend.

:evilgrin:

[deepthought42]

3. Huh? How do you mean? n/t

[w8liftinglady]

5. it does bad things when poured in a gas tank

[uppityperson]

7. Actually it doesn't, urban legend, but most people don't know this. Snopes link here

http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

Accordingly, the best way to gain revenge on someone through the "sugar in the gas tank" prank might be to simply play on the belief rather than the reality — just sprinkle a fair amount of sugar on the ground beneath the opening to the fuel tank of your victim's car and leave an empty sugar sack in a conspicious spot near the vehicle. Then sit back and watch your victim go wild trying to figure out how to deal with all that sugar he assumes is now in his gas tank.

[Ron Green]

10. I was thinkin' about hitting him with a big bag of it.

Really.:P

[Kindigger]

15. I wasted ALL that time

in my childhood? I could have been adding to my gas cap collection, or throwing more corn, soaping more windows, ...... :cry:

[uppityperson]

16. naw, youjust freaked out a bunch of people but didn't actually cause damage.

That in itself is worthwhile.

[conscious evolution]

17. Correct

For a comparison,pour some sugar in a glass of cold water.The sugar will just settle to the bottom and congeal.It will not dissolve very well in gas or water unless agitated vigorously.
Liquid corn syrup,on the other hand,works wonders.

[w8liftinglady]

23. hehe...note to self

[deepthought42]

13. Oooooohhhhh. Ok. I guess I'm too innocent for my own good...

;)

[w8liftinglady]

4. hehe...you're bad!

I like that!

[Quakerfriend]

2. OMG! That's sad. When 9-11 happened my husband worked

in North NJ with a guy who had a liscence plate that said "OSAMA 1".

He backed his car up to the garage and never drove it again- until he had a chance to get new plates.

[snappyturtle]

6. Good thing that little angel sitting on your shoulder was...

whispering in your ear! That would have been a temptation for sure....it almost hurts thinking about the missed ooportunity!

[YOY]

8. It wasn't a short-bus painted up like a hummer was it?

Then again, most folks who ride the short-bus are actually pretty sweet and good-natured.

[n2doc]

9. Need a sticker to slap on it that says "Troops -3000" n/t

[demigoddess]

25. or one that says "very small p***s.

seems to me

[Sugar Smack]

11. Well, it's a good thing you didn't, I suppose, but

your confession of really, really wanting to do it made me smile. Thanks!!

:toast:

[lectrobyte]

12. You've got to be kidding me. I wouldn't suggest keying anyone's car,

but sometimes you can't help but bump into those huge side mirrors of those big-ass SUVs in parking lots...

[Initech]

14. It seems most large SUV owners are Dubya supporters.

:puke:

[trotsky]

18. Bah, vandalism is never justified.

The owner will be punished enough having to watch NANCY PELOSI over Dubya's shoulder all throughout the SOTU speech.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

19. I Would Certainly Hope That You Wouldn't Engage In Criminal Behavior And

damage to others property merely because they are politically different than you.

I'm glad you refrained from such an uncondonable act.

[WhiteTara]

20. I keep a sheet of IMPEACH stickers

with me at all times for this sort of event. I then simply paste the label over the offending words. Most people do not ever look at anything and it can take a long time for that "fool" to notice that the words IMPEACH cover their idiocy.

My favorite was putting IMPEACH stickers all over the windows of the RNC in Amarillo Texas. That was worth the whole trip.

[WI_DEM]

21. Was George and Babs Bush driving?

[Bluebear]

22. Consider. The license may have been ordered before the owner knew what a ass he is. nt

[Uben]

24. That person probably worked

and already had a Dubya 2