Caption this amazing pic of the Evil Trinity

[tocqueville]

source http://ceteris-paribus.blogspot.com/2006/12/evil-trinity.html (a French blog)

The Three Amigos, 2004
Flanked by U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney & Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. President George W. Bush addresses reporters on a road outside his ranch in Crawford, Texas, August 23, 2004.

Photo by Christopher Morris/VII

[ThatsMyBarack]

1. Georgie:

"I dressed myself!"

[dionysus]

2. Rummy;

"man i should have used preperation H"

[tomp]

42. dick: shouldn't we say a prayer before we fuck 'em?

* and rummie: nah, let's just fuck 'em.

[NoSheep]

51. Perfect!

:o

[Kutjara]

3. Reservoir Assholes

"Let's go to hell."

Bush is standing like he's recently had both arms up to the elbow in a cow's ass again.

[Poll_Blind]

10. Speaking of..."Mrs. Bush, can you show us how far up there George...

...gets?"



  I think she qualifies as hand puppet at that point. Good lord my comment is tasteless and mean-spirited, but necessarily so.

PB

[smoogatz]

12. Mrs Bush--what would you say to those who advocate military service

for your daughters?

[Poll_Blind]

14. She has to keep her hand closed or we'd see that monkey hand thing...

...she's got.

  Whatever it is, if other people got it it's some real disease. In her case, she got monkey hand from jerking off tha chimp.

PB

[JuniperLea]

4. You can put your arms down when you get to school... eom

[Dammit Ann]

5. "Ready, set...

DRAW!!!!"

[LittleClarkie]

6. Pssst. Mr. President. You can't have a duel without your guns!

Rummy, you stare at them menacingly while I toddle back and get them.

[Karenina]

9. Photoshoppers!!!

This shot is BEGGING for a cowboy get-up.

[helderheid]

17. yess!!!

[helderheid]

19. This is my first attempt at something like this (PHOTOSHOP):

[Swamp Rat]

24. LOL!

:applause:

[helderheid]

28. awww!

:blush: I take this as a big compliment coming from you!! :hi:

[Alamom]

35. I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride ,

I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you're all alone all you do is think

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive....


I walk these streets
A loaded six-string on my back
I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, still I'm standing tall
I've seen a million faces
And I've rocked them all


It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday, it seems we're wastin' away
Another place, where the faces are so cold
I drive all night, just to get back home


I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive....

Oh, I ride!

(yeah!)



And as always, completely, delusional.

[helderheid]

36. LMAO!

:rofl:

[helderheid]

30. 2nd photoshop attempt:

Had to add a shotgun for trigger happy!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

44. You are on to something

[helderheid]

45. love it! And the mushroom cloud!

[Karenina]

49. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You guys just made my day!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Na Du, oben!!! :hi: Sehr lang nicht gesehen! Geht's Dir gut? :loveya:

[helderheid]

50. Oh dear!

Ik spreek Nederlands, niet deutsche... :hi: !

[LuckyLib]

7. "Ya see, I coulda worn a jacket, but it's 106 out here. And I'm the decider!"

[Cyrano]

8. Larry, Moe and Curly miscast in a remake of "The Three Amigos."

[smoogatz]

11. The Three Amoebas, more like.

Ew.

[lpbk2713]

13. *The Slowdown at the OK Corral*

[Chulanowa]

15. Hmmmm.

Well, Cheney is staring at Bush's ass and Rumsfeld has that "Did I step in something?" look...
Plus Shrub's got that "thinking" look and is holding his legs apart.
I think he just let a wet one rip

"Mr. President, do you want me to get you some charmin?"

[Poll_Blind]

16. What a great picture, IMO! Really! Too bad everyone knows it's...

...just that, a picture. For an administraiton where everything is image and there is very little substance this, I think, is really the perfect picture. Cheney as the wise counselor, Rumsfaild as the shooting-from-the-hip dapper silverback. And sandwiched between them is the Mr. Danger his own bad self, Dubya.

  And if any of those images were true, why, it would be a great picture. Except it's bullshit. History will record this group of buffoons were responsible for the biggest fuckup since Mary Todd Lincoln fronted John Booth a two-pence to attend a play. This is going to be shower-head masturbation material for the Reich class for years. Fine. I'll have my picture of Bush in a wifebeater as he rots in jail. I can't decide if I'm going to get the color version or the B&W. I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

PB

[ourbluenation]

18. Look at frigging Cheney - he's running this whole show.

ugh

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

20. You wanna draw? I got the fastest crayola in the West, Pilgrim

[SoCalDem]

21. Momma gave me this cowboy belt buckle for Christmas

[Chomp]

22. Is the

c-word banned on DU? Let me know, possible additional post to come...

[MnFats]

23. Get Wolfowitz up there and you could remake "The Wild Bunch." ONly....

...at the end they'd refuse to fight the evil arm and run away, leaving one of their own to be tortured to death. (rent it if you haven't seen it.
Sam peckinpah's graphic violence masterpiece.)

[Rex]

25. Bring it on!

Seconds later we see all three running away like the chicken-shits they are (well I dunno about Rummy, he would probably stay and want to fight).

[nealmhughes]

26. Tour of pickle factory goes awry: three men pictured, drenched in juice.

One Donnie Rumsfeld, right, stated "It was the most horrid smell ever experienced. And I am soaked in juice and drank at least a gallon!"

The man in the center, known locally as "Slow George" had no comment except, "Pickles! Pickles!"

The man on the left had no comment and assaulted the local new team. Charges are pending.

[many a good man]

27. Moe gone. Curly gone. One stooge left.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

29. So a used car salesman, a John Wayne wannabe and an aging frat boy walk into a bar...

[MzNov]

31. The Liars Club

[helderheid]

32. that's perfect.

[Blackhatjack]

33. Next Time George Decides To Go To A Gunfight He Needs To Take Some Guns!...

Once again Dick and I have ringside seats to watch George engage in a gunfight.

Wish George had brought some guns.

[phusion]

34. You know those sarcastic motivational posters?

This photo would be great for something like that...

IGNORANCE
When the going gets tough keep on denying.
It is only in your own reality that you can justify
your follies.

[helderheid]

37. Bwahahah! I couldn't help myself:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

47. Yep, words do it better

[helderheid]

48. Tres imbicles!

:spray:

[Bluerthanblue]

38. photoshop a tiarra on * and caption it: "See, this crown ain't big enough for the three of us"..eom

[EstimatedProphet]

39. The Evil, The Stupid, and The Ugly

Why does Bush look like he's ready to draw?

[mnhtnbb]

40. That's a winner!

[Octafish]

41. What's scarier than a cornered monkey with nukes?*

Three crazy NAZIs with nukes.

* Tip o' the hat to Bartcop.com

[unkachuck]

43. Dems fightin'....

....words, pilgrim....I'm getting somebody to take you on....

[rustydog]

46. As the three Amigos gazed dejectedly at the tattered remains

of their political careers...president Bush mutters to himself: "Bring it on?"

[Az]

52. Waiting for the fourth and the horses