There's the windup. There's the pitch. It's a Wednesday! . . . Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "The people who want to kill us are the enemy, our enemy, but their philosophy is always empty. Our philosophy, on the other hand, is already full. Freedom and liberty and so on. Not to mention religion. And we can practice where we preach without fear. But our enemy wants to empty us of our philosophy just because they're our enemy. They're on the wrong side. It doesn't make sense."

[badgerpup]

1. "OOO OOO AAAH AAAH EEE EEE!!

Followed by a tremendous fart and some cartoonlike ambulating around on his knuckles.

His expression looks rather simian to me in that pic.

[skip fox]

2. You are being disrespectful to our simian cousins.

Heck, I'd call W. ab *sshole, but I have too much respect for the human anatomy, in theis case the sphincter.

:)

[orpupilofnature57]

4. he'd have to go back to Yale to compete with his hero's teacher,

Bonzo.

[Warpy]

7. Slug slime?

Nah, it's turning out that's pretty interesting stuff that may have industrial applications as a surfactant and lubricant.

Various types of shit, from worm castings to bat guano? Nah, too useful as fertilizer.

Plutonium? Hey, we're getting closer, an artificial substance that is dangerous to all life on the planet and that nature wisely didn't create. A little cumbersome for morons, but hey, we're looking for an apt pejorative.

Locust? Well, that pretty much nails him and his whole class, creatures that swoop in and strip everything bare with no regard to anything or anyone else who is trying to stay alive. However, they are pretty tasty when you fry them, once you get over the "ick" factor.

Perhaps there's some extraplanetary slime mold that may be an appropriate pejorative for this bunch, but until we discover it and name it, it's inaccessible.

I never thought I'd have so much trouble coming up with terms that express the nature of my government and the man who would be dictator.

[Esra Star]

3. If he's down to giving Leherer a one on one, even he

realizes he is now in deep do do.

[luckyleftyme2]

5. AND YOU MUST REMEMBER

THOSE TEXANS GREATEST EXPORT IS BULL SHIT!
AND WYA IS USE TO STANDING IN DEP DEEP DOO DOO IT'S THE STORY OF HIS LIFE!

[GreenZoneLT]

6. Y'see, there's turrists in Eye Rack

Not everbody knows that. Turrists. How they got there, nobody knows. But they're there. And we're gonna root 'em out. Now, somebody, sometime -- nobody knows exactly when -- made some mistakes in our Eye Rack policy. And they've all been fired, whoever they were. And now we've got a New Way Forward, which is gonna keep them turrists, wherever it is they come from, from coming over here, y'see. Because that's my job, I'm the Protectin' Us from Turrists President.

[skip fox]

8. But then W. is confused, as seen in his thinking: "Why did all those burgs in Texas

want to pull in turrists? Dang, that was weird. . . . How times have changed. Now they're the 'nemy."

[warrior1]

9. douche bag

[skip fox]

10. Now people are being unkind to feminine hygene apparatus!

:)