I spent three hours earlier today arguing theology with street preachers.

[BreweryYardRat]

Man, you want to talk about exercises in futility... :(

On the bright side, I pranked one of them. Condoms full of Burger King mayonnaise freak out hateful fundie kooks quite well.

[Nickster]

1. You're an evil, evil person. I like that! n/t

[BreweryYardRat]

2. Not really. I just have to do something outrageous every so often. n/t

[aquart]

3. Don't forget to mention:

That Christian civilization derives from a woman with her ass in the air. (Theologists just go nuts. But that's the posture of gleaning and Ruth was gleaning when Boaz saw her.)

[LostInAnomie]

4. One of my fondest memories is debating some fundy...

... in front of one of their booths at the county fair. If he wouldn't have been so stupid he would of realized he got owned.

[BreweryYardRat]

5. Less debating, more both sides screaming at one another.

Fuckers wouldn't let the good guys get a word in edgewise.

[DRoseDARs]

6. Mayo-filled condoms? Sounds like excellent Fred Phelps repellent!

I'm gonna have to remember that prank... :thumbsup:

[BreweryYardRat]

8. Yeah. I was half-tempted to squirt some of the mayo on one of them.

Figured I might get sued/charged if I did.

[Warren DeMontague]

7. Oh, man. You could have done something useful, like watch a "Look Whos Talking" marathon on DVD. nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

9. Seawolf, you haven't lived...

until you've been bullied and hit and run out of their house by them, while attempting to have a "discussion". No way.

[Warpy]

10. Until I got to the bit about the condoms, I was all ready

to give you a lecture. In the meantime, KY Jelly works even better, or egg whites if you can afford it.

One of the things that makes me a very bad Buddhist is my tendency to cut to the chase with fundy kooks trying to bully me into buying Jesus: "Bugger off."

If they're not bullies, I smile sweetly, make sure my wallet hasn't been lifted, and make for an exit.

[pinto]

11. Locking.

Eh, let's not run with this, whaddya say?

Thanks.