Let's come up with some more creative insults...

[VelmaD]

Since there's another thread going tonight about why we all shouldn't use a particular gender-based insult and since insulting people based on their gender, race, ethnicity, religion, size, sexual orientation, or other inborn traits isn't really a very liberal or progressive thing to so *deep breath*...I thought I'd start a thread for all of us to stretch our brains. Insulting people is so much more fun when you use big words and not only insult them...but confound them as well. :evilgrin: It's like you get the added bonus of calling them stupid without actually having to say so.

I'll even go first...this is one of my favorite...Rush Limbaugh is a suppurating boil on the ass of humanity.

Who wants to go next? :)

[Kiouni]

1. Bush is a sugar-coated rectal prolapse!

by the way thats how you treat a rectal prolapse, you sugar coat it and it shrinks! he's a shriveled up ass-hole.

[VelmaD]

2. that is truly a disgusting...

mental image...and an EXCELLENT insult. And for those who were commenting on how words sound being important in insults...prolapse is a good one.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

21. I vote for...

A sugar-coated, fly-blown rectal prolapse.

It just rolls so trippingly off the tongue. ;-)

[EdwardM]

3. Last time I checked religion isn't inborn.

It's learned. And I have now learned not to be religous.

[VelmaD]

4. OK...you're right...

but it still isn't really among those things that one can insult someone over if one is a liberal. Just not done. Plus sometime when I'm a little mor eawake we could actually have an interesting discussion if given how religion is often thrust on people from birth...how one decribes that. It isn't inborn. But it isn't something we're given a lot of choice in...especially when we're young. Religious indoctrination can be very difficult to overcome. It's not something you get to choose initially.

But that's off topic...got a good insult?

[EdwardM]

6. I'm a liberal

And I will insult religion as much as I want thank you very much. George Carlin would be spinning in his grave if he saw this thread (Yes I know he isn't dead.)

[VelmaD]

9. There is a difference between insulting religion...

and insulting someone because of their religion. Organized religion as an institution is fair game in my book.

And I disagree...I think Carlin would be all in favor of people inventing new and creative insults. :evilgrin:

[NoAmericanTaliban]

5. Bill O'Lielly has the worst phone sex breath ever.

Rush is such a big chickenhawk that I actually saw a chickenhawk with a tattoo of Rush on him.

[Maraya1969]

14. Rush has a tattoo of O'Leilly on one of his asses

Maybe I've been spending too much time thinking of liposuction lately.

[illinoisprogressive]

7. Cheney is a grand cuchion

Not sure of spelling of the last word but, will check with my mom.
It means big pig in french

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

[Kutjara]

10. If I ever started a band...

...I'd call it "Martha Farquhar and the Funking Bar Stewards." I suppose bits of that can be used to construct a fairly creative, yet still non-obscene, insult.

[Maraya1969]

11. Every time you think O'Reilly can't get say anything worse he manages to pull another idiot comment

out of his other chin.

(Unless that is PI for people with double chins)

[VelmaD]

12. probably skirting the line...

on insulting someone because of their weight.

Oh we had a big old fight about that the other night. It's amazing how weight is irrelevant when it's Michael Moore or Ted Kennedy but it's vitally important to note that Rush Limbaugh is overweight. It's definitely a touchy subject around here.

[Maraya1969]

16. Well like I said in my post above it's been on my mind lately as I scourer

the plastic surgery sites and pick at everything wrong I can find about myself. So if feels good to pick it out in someone else even though it is quite juvenile.

[VelmaD]

20. didn't your momma tell you...

not to pick at it? :)

Seriously, you're fabulous. Don't let our society's utterly fucked up body image bullshit get into your head.

[Swamp Rat]

13. 'moran'

Having only 2 syllables it's very economical. :)

[VelmaD]

15. and the added advantage...

that oftentimes the person you're insulting has no idea why it's funny *snort*

[illinoisprogressive]

17. I heard this woman use this simple word to describe Bush

and it was amusing: dunderhead

[VelmaD]

19. hee...I called someone...

a ninnyhammer last week. Sometimes the oldies are the best. :)

[Der Blaue Engel]

18. I've always been partial to "pigfucker" myself

Cuz really, who cares if you insult pigfuckers? They pretty much have it coming. :evilgrin:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

22. I am afraid...

There are certain sexual sub-cultures that will always be searching for that one, thin shard of general societal respect.

You buys yer' ticket, you takes yer' chances. ;-)

[VelmaD]

23. pigfuckers might be the one group...

that even the furries can make fun of.

[silverojo]

24. Pigfucker...I like it! n/t