On the lunch break, Alberto Gonzalez is

[Skidmore]

Poll question: On the lunch break, Alberto Gonzalez is

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. and he's upchucking his breakfast

probably can't hold down lunch

[madokie]

6. he's got a knot in his stomach the size of a basketball

[acmavm]

2. The guy damn better have a better lawyer than he is.

[Mist]

3. "Other" --having a panic attack. I can hope.............nt

[MiniMe]

4. I voted for "All of the Above", but you left out changing his underwear

Which I'm sure is necessary after that grilling he took.

[WritersBlock]

5. ... really, REALLY regretting that whole "oath" thang. n/t

[phantom power]

7. None of the above. He's performing exactly as he wants to.

And he certainly has no pangs of concience about it. I also doubt he has any fear of Democratic action, since they so far haven't acted on anything.

[Norquist Nemesis]

8. Other--Getting legal advice from Fred Fielding

and changing his pants.

[musette_sf]

9. eating hard boiled eggs and bananas

and chugging Immodium-AD, to avoid an "Oops I Crapped My Pants" moment,.

[Warpy]

10. He's tucking into an absurdly expensive feast

on the taxpayer's dime, hideously expensive wine included. He's smug as hell and safe in the knowledge that he can do no wrong since Congress has become irrelevant. Besides, he'll be pardoned in January 2009 even if they do manage to get stuffy enough to make him have to do stalling tactics to stay out of prison.

Don't ever underestimate the smugness of the GOP Christian soldier.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

12. Unfortunately Warpy, I think you've hit the nail on its proverbial head.

If anyone thinks this smug little b*stard from Texas gives a damn about the Constitution, Congressional oversight or anything else, you're sorely mistaken.

He's probably sitting there laughing at the fact that Pat Leahy, Arlen Specter, Russ Feingold, etc had the "gall" to aks him these questions anyway.

He honestly believes that he is above the law as do Chuckelnuts, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice and the rest of the cabal.

[Dinger]

11. Other - He's Fixin' To Run To Paraguay

Gotta make arrangements - QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[catmandu57]

13. Sucking down courage

with both hands, probably straight from the bottle.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

14. He's asking his friends for recommendations for good

rehab centers.

[underpants]

15. None of the above-what does he have to worry about? He did a great job?

he deflected and stalled just like he is supposed to. What was wrong with what he did this morning? Do you hate America or something?

[Solly Mack]

16. None of the above

Torture Boy expects to get away with it all. In his mind, it is not even a consideration...it's a given.