Sing a tearful tune for Thursday, unless you . . . CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "Well, maybe there were some mistakes made, but that's why there were so many faces. They're all professionals and highly experienced. I'm sure they won't make the same old mistakes as before. They're also very creative. . . . Next question."

[no_hypocrisy]

1. "I think I'll call on the next professional journalist . . . you, Skipperooney!

When ya gonna get that nose job, boy? I can't see your eyes!"

[Solly Mack]

2. "(thinking)I'm getting away with it all, so fuck you...(says)next question?"

[Bronyraurus]

3. "Well, I'm fresh out of ideas."

[derby378]

4. Here's what's probably playing in that feeble mind of his...

And yes, I am in a silly mood right now.

Copyright (c)2007 by Daniel Barnett. Permission granted to Democratic Underground to display these lyrics. All other rights reserved.

My problem has no end in sight
She haunts me every day and night
I feel her breathing down my neck
Making me a nervous wreck
Chew my fingernails to the bone...
Kate Bush won't leave me alone

She's sending me a ton of mail
Day and night, without fail
Her hip's got a tattoo of my name
At home or work, it's all the same
Five thousand messages on my phone...
Kate Bush won’t leave me alone

She asks,
What are your feelings on revenge?
What's the deeper meaning of that song?
When are you going vegetarian?
Why have you been avoiding me so long?
Gurdijeff or Dalai Lama? Haunted by emotional trauma?
Did you know that disc number two of Aerial was written just for you?

I changed my address and moved away
She caught up with me the very next day
Restraining order is a crock
She did a concert for the cops
Mailed her Fairlight to my home...
Kate Bush won't leave me alone

She asks,
What are your feelings on revenge?
What's the deeper meaning of that song?
When are you going vegetarian?
Why have you been avoiding me so long?
Gurdijeff or Dalai Lama? Haunted by emotional trauma?
Did you know that disc number two of Aerial was written just for you?

She spams my e-mail day and night
Chased off my girlfriend, that ain't right
Keeping sane is getting hard
What's that treehouse in my yard?
Singing to me with a megaphone...
Kate Bush won't leave me alone

[GeorgeGist]

5. Raise your hands ...

if you know the question to my next answer.

[patrice]

6. "Me and Congress, Good cop, Bad cop. The Iraqi Insurgency is the perp.

Just like on TV! Get it you dummies?"

[caligirl]

7. Bush, with confidence at an all time low, says to himself : I wish i could hide

more truth, but this dang podium just ain't big enough.