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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 11:55 PM
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Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore!
Edited on Fri Jan-19-07 12:07 AM by liberalhistorian
A friend of mine sent me this saying and several others that are both hilarious and frighteningly on target, so I thought I'd share them here, especially since so many here are always posting the wingnut emails they receive. I added my own comments to some of them, enjoy!

That's OK, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
(something tells me this wouldn't be a good button or T-shirt to wear at an airport!)

Let's Fix Democracy in THIS Country First!
(like, say, getting rid of the electronic machines or at least providing paper trails for them?)

If you want a nation ruled by religion, move to Iran!

Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
(I feel sorry for any rock that's compared to Bush)

If you can read this, then you're not our President.
(Unless your bookshelves contain only fifty-two editions of My Pet Goat!)

Of Course it Hurts, You're getting screwed by an Elephant!
(No wonder the past six years have been so painful!)

Dear Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
(I think the only thing they're ever embarrassed by is (soft whisper) s-e-x

George Bush: Creating the Terrorists our kids will have to fight!

One Nation, Under Surveillance
(with liberties for only the rich and republican)

They Call him "W" so he can spell it.
(One of my favorites)

The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
(Ricky Santorum, anyone?)

Whose God do you Kill For?

Cheney/Satan 2008
(I say we start making this bumpersticker now)

Jail to the Chief

One Nation Under Clod

2004: Embarrassed
2005: Horrified
2006: Terrified

No, Seriously, Why did we invade Iraq?

Bush: God's way of proving intelligent design is full of crap

Bad President! No Banana!

We Need a President who's fluent in at least one language

We're making enemies faster than we can kill them

Is it Vietnam, yet?

Bush doesn't care about White people, either

You Elected him. You deserve him.
(But watch, they'll find a way to blame it on Clinton, as they always do)

Impeach Cheney First
(Works for me!)

Dubya, your Dad shoulda pulled out, too!

When Bush took office, gas was $1.46 a gallon.

Pray for Impeachment

At Least Nixon resigned!

And, now, the one that explains everything in three neat little words:

Bush Never Exhaled!


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Karenca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 11:58 PM
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1. These are great-K and R. -- NT
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liberaldemocrat7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 06:27 AM
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17. I have created bumperstickers of most of these sayings
at my store on zazzle. See my signature.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:07 PM
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19. Cool, thanks for posting, I'll
check it out!
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 11:58 PM
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2. My fav:
The Rapture is not an Exit Strategy
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:06 AM
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4. Whoa, that's a good one, I hadn't
heard that yet! It certainly isn't an exit strategy, but you'd never know that listening to some people, would you?
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bananarepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 03:58 AM
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13. How about... "Clinton never even invaded Monica but was still impeached!"
This might need some fine tuning. My point is that Bush launches an illegal war responsible for the deaths of many hundreds of thousands of people, and yet, Clinton gets impeached over a non-lethal blow-job... go figure.

Only in America!
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:05 AM
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3. Bravo!!
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
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Karenca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:07 AM
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5. another kick---these are too good to miss. nt
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:14 AM
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6. LMAO that would be a great bumpersticker
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:39 AM
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9. They'd all make great
bumperstickers, wouldn't they? Makes me wish I had the kind of mind that could easily come up with these kinds of things!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:16 AM
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7. You get a big K&R for making me laugh.
:kick:
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:31 AM
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8. BWAHAHAHA!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Hamlette Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:44 AM
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10. great stuff k&r
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Faux pas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 02:50 AM
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11. Love them! Thanks and passing them along. n/t
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BadGimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 03:41 AM
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12. wow

IMPEACHMENT


It's not just for
Blowjobs Anymore




liberalhistorian you're a genius..

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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:06 PM
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18. LOL, unfortunately, I didn't
come up with it, it was from the email I received from my friend. It sure is a gem, isn't it?
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 04:10 AM
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14. In New Orleans...
...my partner said he saw one today...

"Finally! A Bush we can count on!" (Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints...Beat the Bears!)
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 04:11 AM
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15. I got these in an email recently. They're all great! And I'd add something
Edited on Fri Jan-19-07 04:12 AM by calimary
that, I think, Charlie Rangel said about georgie-poo: something about how bush disproves the notion of "white supremacy" singlehandedly.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:09 PM
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20. I laughed my ass off when Rangel said that,
it goes right along with the one that says "Bush: God's way of proving that intelligent design is full of crap!"
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Nostradammit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 05:20 AM
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16. Of Course It Hurts -
You're gettin' screwed by an Elephant!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Bad President! No Banana!


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


These are much needed - thanks!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:11 PM
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21. Can't you just see Tony Snow or 'ol Poppy Bush
dangling a banana in front of Dubya in the Oval Office, saying "Bad President! No Banana!"?
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:21 PM
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22. Here ya go:


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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 08:26 PM
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27. Excellent, Swampy, I knew we could
count on you, as usual!
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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 02:45 PM
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23. Great stuff! n/t
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GenDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 03:38 PM
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24. Thanks - very funny - saving this one!
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 05:12 PM
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25. My neighbor is quite the liberal...lots of stickers and signs on his truck
:patriot: one of them being Cheney/Voldemort 2008 :thumbsup::thumbsup:
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 08:23 PM
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26. I've actually seen that one before, it was
around during the 2004 election. It certainly fit then, and it fits even more now!
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 08:29 PM
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28. A slap in the face to most Americans impeaching Clinton and allowing Bush to skate...!
It's appalling - ridiculous
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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 10:25 PM
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29. Whose God do you Kill For? Brilliant. n/t.
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WinstonSmith4740 Donating Member (266 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 11:16 PM
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30. All too funny...
One of my favorites (saw it at cafepress) is "Somebody Smart in 2008".
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Lusted4 Donating Member (558 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 11:26 PM
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31. Impeachment: The Great American Enema
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