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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 04:51 AM
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Got the Friday Funk? Come "tear it a new one," . . . please CAPTION!
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W. is "thinking": " . . . plane hit tower . . . Bernie the Goat is lost . . . wonder if people were killed . . . where's he going to find his next meal? . . . tower on fire, must be big . . . how will Bernie find his way back home? . . . bet a lot of firetrucks are there . . . if he can't find the trail before the sun does down . . . wonder if I should do anything? . . . he'll have to spend the night in the forest . . . Gee."
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 06:28 AM
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1. You are imagining this dim bulb of multiple thoughts at the same time?
He has trouble standing and talking at the same time.
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 07:08 AM
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2. Hey no fair! He has trouble doing either one. n/t
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 07:14 AM
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3. "I'm hitting the trifecta and these kids are my alibi."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 08:56 AM
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4. W. is "thinking": "Boy, what a coincidence. Two planes hitting two towers
right next to each other all in under an hour! . . . Must be like whales beaching themselves. . . . Wow, that's smart! . . . Heck, I guess that's what they pay me for."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 11:20 AM
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5. W. is "thinking": "Geez. I oughta stop and do something. . . . But what?
Why doesn't Karl or Ari stop this stupid thing with the kids. . . . Am I supposed to do EVERYTHING?"
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 11:31 AM
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6. If a tower falls in New York, does the President make a sound?
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