BREAKING: Barney has moved out of the White House

[burythehatchet]

Washington D.C. - Barney, the presidential Scottish Terrier, has run away from his home in the White House. "I have had enough", Barney said. "If the American people believe that I am standing behind the President in his Iraq policy, they are sadly mistaken. While I was supportive of my former master when he decided to invade Afghanistan, I was shocked to witness the invasion of Iraq and the subsequent disaster."

Barney has checked himself into the local Humane Society shelter in the hopes of being adopted by a caring family. While he remains a registered Republican he confessed that he did not vote for President Bush in the 2004 election.

Barney has been seen as the canine face of the administration, often being held under the President's armpit when deplaning from Air Force One. "Look, I'm a friendly dog, I don't mind being held, but I can tell you uneqivocally that for the past two years I throw up a little in my mouth every time President Bush wanted to pick me up for his photo opps" Barney said, gently licking his balls.

BREAKING HARD.......

[dogday]

1. I managed to crap in his office before I left

a little something to remember me by said Barney.....

[Midlodemocrat]

3. .

:spray:

:thumbsup:

[hlthe2b]

5. Not far from the truth.....

Did anyone hear the interview with Christy Todd Whitman (I think I heard her on RIng of Fire last weekend)? She apparently gave Bush* his dog, Barney. She said that she first gave the dog to Laura, then they together introduced to Bush*. Barney promptly took a big whopping dump~! :rofl:

[Doctor_J]

6. What was a repug doing on RoF?

besides talking about a dog.

[hlthe2b]

7. the discussion was global warming

while Whitman was clearly a sell-out, she originally set out to do the "right thing" with CO2 emission controls, etc., before she was slapped back...

[peekaloo]

2. real reason: He caught Bu$h humpin' Ms. Beazley.

[leveymg]

4. Licking what?

[MoonRiver]

13. Barney is struggling mightily to get away,

just like that poor German chancellor did when * gave her an unsolicited "massage." :eyes:

[spooky3]

8. I will adopt you, Barney.

I have lots of experience with abused and neglected animals!

[Savannah_H]

9. Poor Pooch

I "frankly" thought you were talking about Barney.

[newyawker99]

10. Hi Savannah_H!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Faryn Balyncd]

11. Barney sounds like one of those "Repentant Republicans".....

Barney clearly sounds like one of those "Repentant Republicans"

".......While he remains a registered Republican he confessed that he did not vote for President Bush in the 2004 election."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. And those morning milkings Barney got from Bush were getting old

on those occasions when Bush didn't have his ranch horse available to milk.