SOTU Drinking Games

[CorpGovActivist]

1. Every time he says the word "NOOK-YOO-LAR," drink.

2. Every time he does that chimpy little half-shrug grin, drink.

3. Every time they cut away to a shot of an adoring First Lady, drink.

4. Every time Nancy Pelosi looks like she could use a drink sitting behind him, drink.

5. Every time you remember that it's less than two years until the new President is sworn in, drink: http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.amendmentxx.html

- Dave

[subterranean]

1. Every time he utters the words terror, terrorist or terrorism

Have a drink!
:beer:

[kath]

11. uh, scuse me. (waving hand) That would be "terra", "terraist" or "terraism"

Wasamattayou? Don'cha know how to talk Texan - uh, Faux-Texan??

[stevedeshazer]

2. I'm going Foster Brooks

Just that last one will keep me drunk until Tuesday.

[Bluzmann57]

3. If a person drinks every time any of those things happens

he or she may die from an alcohol overdose.

[CorpGovActivist]

4. Confine Yourself...

... to the SOTU only.

; )

- Dave

[Bluzmann57]

22. In reality, I won't be drinking at all

I have to work a 12 hour shift the following day. You see, the bush economy has done me no good whatsoever. So I have to work.

[Vexatious Ape]

5. 2 shots for every "evil doers"

[conscious evolution]

6. I'd rather do

bong hits.
Even during the hieghts of my drinking career I could not drink as much as this game would require!

[CorpGovActivist]

8. Watching from Canada This Year, I Take It?

; )

- Dave

[conscious evolution]

20. I predict

that by one minute into his speech I will be in a jurisdiction where no man can reach.

[northofdenali]

23. Or Alaska. Personal use quantities don't get you bothered

at home.

How 'bout we change up? Drink, then hit, drink, then hit........ The speechifying is supposed to be short, so we've gotta cram in all we can get!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

12. I'm with ya.

Gettin' a headache just thinkin' about all the booze that Chucklenutz is gonna make 'em drink . . . .

[jgraz]

7. I'll need six martinis before I can look at the fucker

I think I'll just wait for Jon Stewart to deconstruct it.

[kath]

13. I can't watch him at all. Ain't no way, ain't no how.

[madokie]

9. so the point it to get shit faced early and pass out so as to not have to listen to his whole speil

:rofl:

[Initech]

10. A shot of tequila every time he mentions 9/11, dangerous madman, or terror

You'll finish off the whole bottle ten minutes into the speech.

[CorpGovActivist]

15. Maybe We'll Find That "Lost Shaker of Salt" Along with the WMD's

; )

- Dave

[flashlighter]

14. my poor liver....

[sakabatou]

16. Every time he makes that evil chuckle

[crim son]

17. I can't watch it, period. Weak stomach. n/t

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

18. I think I'll do dhkr during the speech

this is a spiritual practice in which one remembers God. Who knows--if enough of us do a spiritual practice of some kind, perhaps we can levitate him out of the House chamber!!! (and get high ourselves in the process)

[stillcool]

19. sounds like fun but I can't go...

I'm allergic to bushes.

[Catchawave]

21. You forgot the Gold Star Mothers :(

I'll drink to them :toast: Sadly, you know he'll have those props :(((

[ourbluenation]

24. everytime he says ah-mur-ika - drink

[Swamp Rat]

25. I cannot watch or listen to Bushler.

:puke:

[deepthought42]

26. This is on tomorrow night? Damnit I have to work!

What time is it on? *sigh* I was looking forward to it....what's a girl to do?

[radfringe]

27. sounds great ----- but after the first 5 minutes

what do we do for the rest of the speech? :confused:

[radfringe]

28. play bingo

http://www.codepink4peace.org/article.php?id=697

[Frank Cannon]

29. Throw up

At least the drinkers here will get at least five minutes of gastrointestinal bliss before they start hurling. I can't stand to watch the guy five seconds before I'm sick to my stomach.

[Rosemary2205]

30. We do "quarter in the jar" instead.

This year might have to be a nickle because we are financially fighting our way out of a serious health crisis. But I figure even with nickles we'll come up with a good 10 bucks to pass on to the needy.