Speaker Pelosi will have to say this when introducing Bush:

[WI_DEM]

"Members of congress, I have the high privilege and the distinct honor of presenting to you, the president of the United States."

What a historic day it is going to be!! but it's a shame she can't say--"Well, here we go again--Ladies and Gentlemen of congress, the Chimp!"

[smokey nj]

1. She could use air quotes or make a jerking movement with her

hand as she says it.

[Cabcere]

2. Where do you think

the air quotes would go? :) I'm thinking something like this could work...

"Members of congress, I have the high 'privilege' and the distinct 'honor' of presenting to you, the 'president' of the United States."

That's probably how I'd do it. (Of course, I probably wouldn't have ever made it to Ms. Pelosi's position in the first place, and if I had, I probably wouldn't have held onto it for long. Madame Speaker is a better woman than I.)

[smokey nj]

4. That's where I would put them, but I would throw in the jerking hand motion

for President of the United States.

[Cabcere]

3. double post, ignore